Worlds Biggest Ball Of Twine

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Robyn groaned as she opened her eyes. Her body was sprawled across the bed and she was wearing a t-shirt and a pair of boxers. She turned her head to see a shirtless Five. He had on a pair of jeans and that was it. Her face went red but she couldn't turn away.

"Good morning." She said standing up and walking over to him. She placed her hands on his bare shoulders and kissed his back. She moved to hug him as he laughed.

"Good morning." He said turning to face her. Her eyes went wide again. She's seen Five clothless on multiple occasions but everytime it left her breathless everytime. Her delicate fingers grazed over his chest as he just stared at her longingly. He picked his hand up putting it under her chin and tilting her upwards. He stared at her before leaning in kissing her. His tongue grazing hers as she smiled. His other hand moved to her thigh lifting it up, his other hand picked her other leg up wrapping them around his waist as her hands raked through his hair. He walked them over to the bed dropping them. Five hovering over Robyn as he laughed. He placed a kiss on her nose with a smile.

"What's the plan for today Mr. Hargreeves?" Robyn asked

"Retirement. I finally don't have to worry about the world ending and want to spend it in the best possible way." He says rubbing her thigh.

"And what would that be?" She asked biting her lip. He shrugged.

"I have an idea." He said moving off of her and standing up as he finished putting on the rest of his clothes. Robyn frowned at him doing so. "I'll meet you in the lobby in a few." he said kissing her before walking out of their room leaving a smiling Robyn.


The elevator dinged as it revealed Robyn in white leg jeans and a fitted scoop neck top. She was attempting to tie her shoe as she hopped on one foot towards the bar, slipping by accident and falling. She quickly stood up brushing the hair off her face as she glides over to her brothers.

"Smooth Robyn." Five laughed

"Shut up." She scoffed hitting his shoulder "My ass hurts from that fall though."

"It looks great to me." He smiles. She laughs as he turns away. She stands there dumbfounded, her mouth hanging open. She turned to look at him smiling to herself.

"Wait so that thing is your son?" Robyn asks pointing to the kid. He flipped her off. "Ew."

"Alledgedly...my son." Diego corrects her

"Who's the mother?" Five asks

"Lila." Robyn's eyes go wide

"Lila." She gasps in horror covering her mouth with her hand.

"She dropped him off in my lap last night then bolted." He tells them

"I didn't care that much for that one." Klaus said

"Don't-"

"Well technically she's family." Five said rubbing Robyn's shoulder. She slowly looked down at his hand confused

"She was trying to murder us like yesterday!" Klaus shouted

"Yeah, family." Robyn laughed

"Diego, is she coming back?" Five asked

"Well she god damn better be." He said a little louder for the kid to hear "...because we got more important things to be dealing with right now!"

"Calm down. Shh."

"Where's Luther?" Robyn asked taking a sip of a smoothie

"Who cares? Probably on a run." they all turn to see Vanya.

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