The Umbrella Academy (Five Hargreeves x OC)

Wedding at the End of the World

Robyn sat on the railing, a new outfit and her normal hair back as Five stood next to her.

"So," Allison spoke up "How is it that we're still here, but the whole universe is going down the cosmic shitter."

"Maybe we're just the last to get flushed." Viktor said

"What! I'm gonna die?" Naomi yelled

"Mimi chill." Ben sighed

"Wasn't talking to you." Allison spat looking at Viktor

"Hey, has anyone seen Klaus?" Luther asked

"Or dad?" Sloane added

"They'll be here." Diego says

"Really? Did they..hit traffic?" Ben asked "Look, people, we're alive because we're special, right? We're the only ones who can save the universe.

Liar

Robyn groaned as her head began to hurt again.

"You ok?" Five asked worried

"All good." She smiled "Uh question?"

"Yes."

"Didn't we try that and just fail miserably?"

"Yeah well it's because his plan was stupid." Diego answered

"Hmm"

"I got a better one."

"Course you do."

"We go with the large hard-on particle accelerator. You guys do some science and..." He clicked his tongue "We launch the Kugelblitz into outer space. Didn't think I knew that, did ya? It's in Switzerland."

"It's 'hardon'," Ben corrected "At least he's trying, you shitty little squid. What have you contributed?"

"Actually, he did blow up half his family." Diego said

"Oh, you wanna talk about family problems? You know what should have blown up is your face on that neck!"

"I wish I had a cake to hit you with it in your face"
"무슨 말을 하는 거야?"

"Será mejor que lo cortes..."

"닥쳐!"

"Vous avez tous les deux de grosses bites! Assez!" Robyn snapped

"What did she say?" Ben asked Diego. Diego just shrugged

"The universe is disappearing outside." Five stepped forward "So you can keep rearranging the deck chairs of the Titanic, if it makes you feel better. But the fact remains that we are too late."

"Five, come on." Luther sighed

"It's over Luther." Robyn got off the railing "We're over. We've failed!"
"Come on, it can't be over." Viktor said to Robyn with a sad look

"Yeah come on. We gotta figure this out!" Naomi said standing next to Ben

"Okay," Five smiled "How about we take a step back? Look at the big picture here. Most of us have spent the last 28 days trying to stop the world from ending. What exactly have we accomplished?"

"Abso-fucking-lutley nothing." Robyn rolled her eyes

"Amen to that." Allison agreed

"Look," Five started again "When we went to the Commission, I had a conversation with my 100-year-old self. And my last words were don't save the world."
"Don't save the world?"
"Don't save the world."

Don't Save The World

"That is the stupidest thing I've ever heard."