The Umbrella Academy (Five Hargreeves x OC)

The Unbearable Tragedy Of Getting What You Want

It's been five years since the Hargreeves siblings have been trapped in this timeline. Viktor owns a bar in Nova Scotia, Luther is what he likes the call a "professional dancer" but we all know he's a stripper, Diego is a delivery man, Allison is getting by doing laundry detergent commercials, Klaus lives in her basement and is to afraid to go anywhere, Five works for the CIA, Ben..I'm pretty sure he's in jail, and me..well..I'm loosing my shit.

Robyn is in her kitchen attempting to cook breakfast while wrapping a gift at the same time. Her head looks to the side at the pancakes which are now burning.

"Fuck me." She yells throwing a thing of scotch tape across the room. She turns off the stove and tosses the pancake with the pan into the trashcan. She picks up the present and runs to the door grabbing her coat and kets and heading out.

"Oh. Shit." She yells dropping the present "Eloise! Eloise!"

"Here!" A little voice shouts. Robyn's head peaks over at the couch where a 3-year-old girl sat eating goldfish

"Hi baby. Mommy didn't mean to leave you." Robyn smiles picking up her daughter

"It's okay mommy I was just eating my snacks." Little Elosie smiles

"Wonderful. Well I have to drop you off at school so I can go to work. But it's Grace's birthday today and Uncle Diego said you could spend the night!" Robyn cheers walking to the door. She steps outside. "Shit I forgot your jacket." She sets Eloise down and goes back inside grabbing the little coat. She makes it out and wraps up the girl, locking the door, and heading to the car.

"Morning Robyn." A voice calls. Robyn turns her head to her neighbor who is watering his plants.

"Morning. Little cold to be watering the hydrangeas isn't it?" Robyn calls "The water gets shut off in October and...hydrangeas don't bloom till spring?"

"Well you made this neighborhood perfect. We get the best of all seasons all year round thanks to you." He smiles. His mouth and eyes twitching.

"Right." Robyn uncomfortably laughs opening the car door "See you later."

"You sure will!" Robyn puts Eloise in her car seat and the present next to her. She closes the door and walks to the drivers side but a bush catches her eye. It's gray and white and doesn't fit in with the rest of the color. Robyn stares at it and suddenly its fine. She hums and gets into her car driving away.

"You are lucky as fuck." Robyn scoffs as Five arrives at 'Lil' Monkeys' the play place Grace was having her birthday.

"I sure am." Five grins looking at Robyn. She can't keep her straight face and laughs looking up at him. She goes to wrap his hands on her waist, her hands go to his neck and the two share a long and loving kiss.

"I missed you." Robyn smiles

"I missed you more my love." Five grins kissing her again "Where's El?"
"Inside, I just thought I'd wait for you." Robyn smiles

"A night all to ourselves." Five groans putting his hand on Robyn's ass "What should we do?"
"I can think of a good few things." Robyn teases pulling his tie so their lips meet again

"Oi! Not in a parking lot full of children you horny assholes!" Lila shouts from the entrance. Robyn rolls her eyes leading Five inside.

Five, Robyn, and Ben each have a beer in their hands leaning against the gate to the ball pit catch up.

"What was it? A Ponzi scheme?" Five asks

"White collar fraud?" Robyn adds

"Crypto exchange. Web 3.0, baby." Ben tells them "Feds only went after me cause I'm an outsider. Fucking maverick like Elon."