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700 almost 800 reads special

Vance: wait a damn minute, didn't we just celebrate 600 views?!?
Me: yes my anger issued child, people just like my dumbass 12 year old writing
Robin: well you do write these in the middle of math and social studies
Me: thank you Robin for telling me something I already know
Robin: puta...
Me: culo de culo
Robin: why you little-
Vance: what the hell did k call Robin?
Bruce out of nowhere: k called him an asshat
Vance: oh shit! Where the fuck did you come from?!
Bruce: I was helping paperboy!
Vance: goody two shoes...
Me: ok, can we all just say thanks for the reads so I can get on with my morning?!
Vance: it's morning for you?
Me: it's 7:00AM
Vance: right, thanks readers
The rest of the boys: Thank you!!!
Me: *sigh* thanks you 700 almost 800 reads I didn't expect this book to blow up