Stranded (Davekat)

Why you should listen to Sollux

Be Karkat.

My Idea of a good day was not getting sent to an alien planet and passing out in the process.

Confused of course you are let me explain I was wiring a new shitty virus when my trollian started beeping.

TwinArmageddons[TA] began trolling CarcinoGeneticist[CG]
TA: Hey kk
CG: WHAT DO YOU WANT
TA:Me and a couple of other2 are haviing a gatheriing at my hiive
CG: AND? HOW DO YOU KNOW I DON'T HAVE SOME FUCKING IMPORTANT SHIT TO DO THAT I CAN JUST DROP EVERYTHING TO COME OVER THERE
TA: Geez I iju2t wanted two know iif you want to come and Ii'm pretty 2ure we both know that you aren't doing anything be2iides beiing awful at programming
CG: WELL I GUESS I COULD COME OVER JUST TO HUMOR YOU SEEING AS I DON'T HAVE OTHER PLANS
TA: Okay come over iin about a half and hour Ii have to clean there'2 fuckiing honey everywhere
TwinArmageddons ceased trolling carcinoGenenictist

I figure once I go over that he'll also want me to stay the night so I grab a bag and shove stuff into it, two extra sweaters, two pairs of pants and some other assorted junk.

Then I quietly begin sneaking outside to avoid a confrontation with my lusus.

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ding

"Coming jutht hold on a moment" Sollux called from inside the hive.

The door opened but instead os sollux there was a different troll stading in the door way.

"HeY bEsT fRiEnD"

"Hi Gamzee may I come In" I tried holding my anger him for my insufferable moirial.

"YeAh CoMe MoThErFuCkInG iN BeSt FriEnD"

I walked in and saw the place was already messed up, Gamzee had empty faygo bottles and pie tins all over the floor and there was still puddles of stupid brain honey or whatever all over the floor or that may have been Gamzee too I don't really know.

''Hey KK go put your thuff up thairth" he said, it was really had to understand him with his fucking lisp,"and don't tothch anything I'll be right up after I find Gamzee and get him to clean up his thit"

I trudged up the stairs to his respiteblock which was surprising clean except a couple of weird contraptions on the desks and floor.

I threw my bag on his bed and contrary to his order proceeded to mess with a silver box that was laying on the floor.

Be Sollux Captor
I have no idea where Gamzee went.

That fucking clown is like a ninja.

One minutes he throwing stuff and making a mess the next he running around honking his stupid horns.

Eventually I gave up looking for him and went back inside, Karkat will be mad because I made him wait so long.

"Hey, KK I'm back thorry I made you wait tho long" I opened the door right as a flash of bright white lit the dim room, the silver box I had been making into a prototype inter-universal transportation device hit the floor shattering.

"HeY mOtHeRfUcKeR wHaT aLl Up AnD haPpEnEd In HeRe?" Gamzee said from he door, Oh now he shows up.

"I'm pretty thure KK jutht got thent to another univerthe" I say still in shock.

I told him not to touch anything why does he not listen to me, I just hope I can make some sort of tracking device to at least find him because I sure as hell ain't going to fixing it any time soon it took me five months just to build it and it was even ready for testing.

"WeLl WhEn Is He CoMiN bAcK?" I couldn't believe that he could stay so ignorant to everything around him. I mean seriously his moirail just got sent to who knows where and he's acting like he went on vacation or some shit.

"I don't know Gamz, I don't even know where he ith"

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so this first chapter was pretty shitty but it will get better I hope. This is a little different for me because I haven't written anything but PJO/HOO fic but there's a first time for everything.

Peace Out
-Mandi