Mostly Parley One-Shots

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Hi! My name is Peter Parker, and I am the dumbest person alive!

I woke up at 4am ready to do my morning patrol, I slid into my suit opened my bedroom window and swung through the sunsets of the New York skyline.

"Today is gonna be a good day i can feel it! What about you KAREN?"

" I do not have emotions but the weather has a 90% chance of ra-"

"KAREN! Your letting me down here come onnn."

I landed on the rooftop that I always sat on during patrols thinking about my lovely day ahead with, my internship, MJ, Ned and uh oh my SPANISH TEST!!!!! Its ok it will be ok as long as i stay calm. Ok deep breaths deep breaths. Phew ok i feell bet-

*CRASH*

Jesus!!!!!! well I guess it's time to be the friendly neighbourhood Spiderman they all know and think is a menace (thanks Johanson). I swung down from my perch on the rooftop landed with style on a car, if I do say so myself, and as always made my witty remarks.

" Hey doofus, you gonna pay for that"

"wasnt planning on it"

well at least i got a straight answer. I quickly webbed him up and left my signature note.

- From Your Friendly Neighbourhood Spideyboy <3

"Ok KAREN whats the time"

"The time is 7:28am"

NOOO!! as if today couldn't be any worse 2 minutes to get to school. Im going to have to swing there, well let's hope I'm not caught. I landed in the alleyway next to the school slipped out of my suit and legged it at a non-mutant pace into the school building. I skidded into class. I Made it!!!!!!

"Peter Benjamin Parker you are 6 minutes late!"

well almost...

I took my respective seat in the class and just on time *OW*. A book hit me in the back of the head. Thank God for my super healing or I wouldn't have made it this far.

"Hey Puny Parker, how come your parents were so late dropping you off. Oh, wait you don't have any!!!" There was a collecting laughter from the idiot that is Flash Thompson and his friends.

After 1st period I was walking to Spanish quickly catching up on notes when my spider sense failed me, and I ran straight into Flash. "Hey watch it Parker" then he proceeded to shove me into a locker and shut it. As the door slammed the edge of my web shooter hit the door and a piece broke. Obviously I didn't notice because as i said at the beginning I'm the dumbest person alive. So after 5 minutes i managed to get myself out of the locker just in time for 2nd period to start. I sat down and was handed the Spanish test. As my aunt is Spanish I was mostly fluent but they teach languages in a weird way so apparently i was bad at it.

I finished the exam with 20 minutes to spare. FINALLY, an easy Spanish exam. As i got up so early for my patrol I decided my best option was to have a nap. So i shut my eyes just for a moment.

3rd person view

As Peter slept the rest of the class was still heads down in their papers. Peter was having a dream about being Spiderman and swinging through the city with his crush. (MJ). The Sunrising in the distance and life was good what Peter didn't realize was that when in his dream he shot the first web his hand made the same action in REAL LIFE!!!!!

He was so screwed he woke up to a gasp as he looked around everyone was staring at him he looked forwards and saw his poor spanish teacher pinned to the wall but a web.

1st person

"PUNY PARKER so desperate for attention that he made his own web shooter hahahaha"

" Ummmmmm this isnt what it looks like guys trust me"

"Peter are you..." Cindy says

"Ummmm. Oh god there's no point in denying it. My name is Peter Parker and I am Spiderman. "

All I could think about was what Mr. Stark would say. He would have to organise loads of press conferences and oh god oh god oh god.

"Why do you believe him Hes just a worthless orphan, why would he be spiderman" Flash so rudely said.

" I am if in gonna reveal myself i might as well do it properly, FLASH what proof do you need."'

"Crawl around on the ceiling"

"If you say so"'

I got up from my seat and jumped up so my hand stuck too the ceiling

"This enough for you"

"Crawl around I said" chucking a book at me"

" Alright alright"

I Began to crawl on the celling then just because i might as well at this point stood up and backflipped of and landed on Flashes desk.

"how about that flash"

"Umm Peter" Ned said

" You might wanna help Miss"

" Oh god sorry Miss Vision"

"AHHHHHH" she screamed

"y-yy-y-your spiderman"

"yes, that has already been established"

"But your only 15"

"didn't realize it had an age limit sorry"

Well, that was not a fun school day and as predicted Mr. Stark was not best pleased but after months of conferences I can confidently say

"My name is Peter Parker, and I am Spiderman."

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A/N Hiii this is my first ever story so please leave requests and comments on what you thought of it and yea hope you enjoyed!!!!!!