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Nightmare: I won a new phone in a race.
Error: Huh? What kind of race lets you win a phone, Nightmare?
Nightmare: A race between the store owner, the cop, and me.

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Nightmare: Error, is that my mug you’re drinking out of?
Error: No, it’s mine.
Nightmare: It... looks just like the one I have...
Error: You don’t have one like this anymore.

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Dust: Protip is you do not feel good about yourself after eating tomato sauce on iceberg lettuce.
Horror: What's wrong with you??
Dust: I literally JUST said I ate tomato sauce on iceberg lettuce?? Pay attention.
Error: No, they mean other than that.
Dust: Ohhhhhh.
Dust: I haven't slept in 4 days.

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Error: I'd make fun of your height but their isn't enough to make fun of.
Ink:...

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Cross: For self defense reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely.
Killer, Nightmare, & Dust: Okay.
Cross: If you don't want to die, give me all your money.
Killer: Bold of you to assume I have money.
Nightmare: Bold of you to assume I don't want to die.
Dust: Bold of you to assume I can die.

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Horror: Guys where did Nightmare go?
Error: They got arrested.
Horror: How the hell-
Nightmare: *bursts in through the window* The cops are after me, I thought it would be fun to steal crackers and throw them at people.

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Squad reactions to being called straight:
Nightmare: The fuck, no I'm not.
Dust: Excuse the hell out of you?
Error: Ding dong, you are wrong!
Killer: Who told you that? And why did they lie?
Horror: Rude.
Cross: *punches the person*

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Dust: Bye Killer! Bye Nightmare! Bye Horror! Bye Cross! Bye Killer!
Error: You said ‘bye Killer’ twice.
Dust: I like Killer.

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Killer: Wait, hold up, why you draw yourself like that?
Nightmare: Uh, like what?
Killer: Like with gorgeous, muscular legs.
Killer: Uh, this is what I look like.
Killer:
Nightmare: THIS IS WHAT I LOOK LIKE!
Killer: Okay, then I want big beefy arms. Hot ones.
Error: I wanna have a cowboy hat!
Nightmare: Okay, arms and hat. *draws them*
Cross: Ooh, give me a cowboy hat too!
Nightmare: You can't just take Error's hat idea, Cross! They thought it up all by themself like a good person! Come up with your own thing!
Cross: BUT I WANNA LOOK COOL!
Dust: Put Cross on one of those stupid baby tricycles.
Cross: NO!!
Nightmare: Tricycle, done. *draws it* Horror, want anything?
Dust, making finger guns: Pew pew.
Nightmare: A blaster?! No, that's not really our style, Horror.
Horror, making finger guns: Pew pew.
Nightmare: You know what, okay. *draws it* But it's just for holding, not for shooting.

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Cross: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the things you lost throughout your life.
Horror: It would be nice to have my sense of purpose back...
Dust: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this.
Killer: My will to live! I haven't seen this in years.
Error: I knew I lost that potential somewhere.
Nightmare: Mental stability, my old friend!
Cross: Jesus, could you guys lighten up a little?

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Horror: Christmas lights?
Cross: Check.
Nightmare: Thermos of hot cocoa?
Cross: Check.
Killer: Santa suits?
Cross: Check.
Error: Shovel?
Cross: Check.
Dust: Alibi and bail money?
Cross: Check- wait, WHAT?!

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