A colab with hellsaint7w7
TW: implied abuse, Surprised adoption
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Hellsaint7w7
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It was just a typical day like any other. But that was about to change. As the gang was sitting there, bored to death, Nightmare came down the stairs. And he was holding something.
“Hey, Night.” Killer said.
“Hey. My bitty is hungry, so I was gonna feed him.” Nightmare said. Error sits up.
“Your what?” Error asked. “What is that?”
“A bitty? You don’t know what they are?” Cross asked. Error shook his head. “They are little tiny people that are so CUTE!”
“Can I see?” Error asked, getting up quickly. He LOVED little tiny things. He rushes over to Nightmare who opens his hands to show off his bitty. It was a little Blueberry bitty. Error gasps. “Oh my god!! He’s so cute!!”
“I know, right? We all have bitties. They're kinda like emotional support bitties.” Nightmare said. And then, he heads off to the kitchen.
But the deed was already done. Error was already obsessed. He needed to get a bitty. No, screw that. He needed all the bitties! He’d have a tiny army before dinner and no one could stop him!
SpoopyToast1
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When no one was looking he snuck off to the gang's rooms and stole their bittys one by one.
Then he sneaks off and steals everyones bittys he steals from random strangers, sanses, and even from the Bitty stores.
His favorite bitty is Blue and definitely NOT because he has a crush on the bigger version not that he has a crush on him nope not at all.
Hellsaint7w7
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“I am gonna be the BEST bitty dad in the multiverse!” Error said.
“Who the fuck is this guy?” Asked a bitty. The others just shrug.
“I am just sticking around for the chocolate in his pocket.” A bitty said, munching on said chocolate.
“Hey! Don’t eat my damn chocolate!” Error shouts.
“L.” Says the bitty.
“Why did we get adopted by a boomer?” A bitty asked.
“Hey, at least we are adopted!” Said the Blue bitty.
“Thank you, Blue!” Error says.
“Booooomer…” Says an Error bitty.
“Shut it, you're adopted.” Error says. Then the bitties lip started quivering. “O-Oh, wait-“
The bitty starts crying. “Oi! Look at what you did, daft cunt!” Shouts a Swap Fell Sans bitty.
“I didn’t mean to!” Error cried.
SpoopyToast1
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Error picks up the crying Error bitty and starts patting the small bitty’s head until it stops and wipes away the tears with his scarf.
"Dad, can I have chocolate now??" A Cross bitty asked.
"No, not my chocolate!" Error replied. "But you can have Skittles instead…"
