This a collaboration I did with hellsaint7w7 😂
@Hellsaint7w7
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It was a dark and stormy night. Somewhere. Maybe. But not here. Right now, it was actually really nice and in the middle of a typical Tuesday. It had been several years since the war between the Bad Sanses and the Star Sanses ended. Things were rocky at first, but now they are on good terms!
SpoopyToast1
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At first the Stars were uncomfortable being in Nightmare's mansion but slowly they chilled out but one thing. "Hey what the hell is that room yellow?" Blue asked.
@Hellsaint7w7
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"Yeah, the whole place looks like it came from a Tim Burton movie, but then there is that one room." Ink said. Dream nods, he noticed it too.
"Hm? Oh, that's the Banana room." Dust said. The others stare in concern. How was the other so calm?
"Oh, by the way, be careful or Cross will sacrifice you to it." Error said. A look of trauma crosses his face as he has a war flashback. "I would know..."
SpoopyToast1
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"Cool!" Ink exclaimed and proceeded to run towards the Banana Room.
"Ink wait!" Dream yelled and started running after him.
"If you can't beat them, join them.." Blue said and started to follow them.
What they saw was more terrifying than they thought, there was wall to wall in pictures of mysterious waifu's and Sanses and also on every surface there were tons of yellow objects.
For example a yellow knife inside a banana plushie, a picture of a random human dying of jaundice, a dart board with the word 'Barbra' written in yellow with yellow knives in the dart board.
@Hellsaint7w7
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Dust walks in behind the awestruck skeletons. And for some reason, he is sipping tea he definitely didn't have before. "You like?"
"What the hell is this??" Blue shouts.
"Banana Room." Horror says.
"But it's not a room-" Dream starts.
"Shhh! You're gonna hurt its feelings!" Cross said.
"It's WHAT?!" Ink shouts. "Rooms can have feelings and I can't?!"
Nightmare just sighs, tired of all his gae sons. "Ugh... I need a sugar daddy..." He mutters.
Error perks his head up, only to get a tentacle in the face. "Not you, you're poor as hell." Nightmare said.
"Hey!" Error shouts. Then there is a pause. "Well, I mean true-"
SpoopyToast1
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Dream stares in horror as he feels popcorn fall on his head and looks up to see gaster and a human child eating popcorn in the vent above them.
"Wha-" Dream gets cut off by Error screaming.
"Goddamit dad, get out of the vents!"
"You too, Void." Error added.
And they vanish and the subject gets changed almost immediately "So why do you have pictures of random Sanses and waifus??" Blue asks.
@Hellsaint7w7
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"Every month, we pay tribute to our lord and savior, The Banana Room. That way, when the Banana People invade, we'll be safe." Cross said.
"Cool. Can I have a waifu picture?" Ink asked.
"Don't make me get the cauldron." Cross said.
"I am sorry, the what now?" Dream asked.
"Yeah! We make you into soup if you don't comply... Surprise!" Cross said. "Also, the end of the month is in a few days soooo... Pay up!"
"But-" Blue starts.
"Don't mess with them! They aren't joking!" Error said, trauma in his eyelights. Then, he shudders.
"Ooook, enough for you today." Nightmare said, dragging his traumatized waifu away. Error makes the 'I am watching you' hand movement to the Stars as he was dragged away.
"Pog, can I join the Banana Cult?" Ink asked.
"Of course you can!" Cross said. All the other Stars look at Ink as if he is insane. "As for you two, you need to get on to finding sacrifices this month or else I am going to start figuring out what spices go well with you."
"Ummmm...." Dream says. Dream makes a mental note to grab something yellow next time he is at the store.
That night, they go to bed traumatized.
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SpoopyToast1
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Dream wakes up in the banana room surrounded by walking bananas holding forks and knives and chanting random babbling Irish and he realizes he's in the cauldron. When he looks up he sees one of the bananas holding pepper and they pop open the top and starts pouring the whole thing in. Dream screams "No, I don't taste good with that spice! You're truly evil!"
And another one pulls out a bottle of sugar and pops open the lid and they start chanting "Shugar 'n spice agus gach rud go deas."
"Nooo! Those two don't go well together at all!"
@Hellsaint7w7
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Suddenly, Nightmare appears next to the drenched and seasoned skele. "Are you really more concerned about what spices go well together rather than the fact you are being sacrificed?"
"Brother! Help!" Dream cried. "They have horrible taste in spices!"
"Nah, lol. I got cuddling to do with my waifu. See ya when you wake up." Nightmare says. And then he is gone.
Now, Dream was left all alone with the vengeful banana people. He sobbed in a very loud, ugly way. How dare they cook him in the wrong spices?!
"I swear I won't eat a banana again! And also, I will pay tribute!" Dream cried. But they just kept chanting in Irish. "Æaaaaaa!!!"
And then Dream wakes up.
SpoopyToast1
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He runs out of his room and goes to the store to find something yellow and cursed for the Banana Room.
He came back with a Vanilla Nightmare bitty and a yellow dollhouse and put the dollhouse in the Banana Room and set the bitty in there. Then, he gives the bitty a little pat on the head to comfort it from the... 'Surprise Adoption'.
And he starts running to Cross's room crying.
@Hellsaint7w7
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Dream pounds on the door, sobbing. Groggily, Cross gets up from bed and opens the door. He was half asleep, but when he saw Dream crying, he fully woke up. Was something wrong?! Was he hurt, or, or-?!
"I don't wanna be sacrificed by the Banana People! I don't wanna be mixed with pepper and sugar! I will join your cult!" Dream cried. Cross just laughs, patting his head.
"Don't worry! I am sure the Banana People won't if I ask them not to." Cross said.
"Oh, I already put a sacrifice in there just in case..." Dream said.
"Really? What is it?" Cross asked.
"Ummmm...... I plead the fifth." Dream said.
"Wot?"
And they all lived happily ever after!
