12:10PM
alpha male club
Sherlock but queer: I WAS WORKING IN THE LAB, LATE ONE NIGHT
Mackerel: WHEN MY EYES BEHELD AN EERIE SIGHT
pussylover: FOR MY MONSTER IN HIS SLAB, BEGAN TO RISE
clairo stan: AND SUDDENLY, TO MY SUPRISE
sexy author: (he did the mash!!)
Mackerel: HE DID THE MONSTER MASH
fakeginger: (the monster mash)
Sherlock but queer: IT WAS A GRAVEYARD SMASH
louisasgf: (he did the mash!!)
realginger: IT WAS CAUGHT ON IN A FLASH
sexy author: (he did the mash!!)
Mackerel: HE DID THE MONSTER MASH
Kunikida: I will be muting this group chat, also, pay attention in your classes. Or I will report to Mori-sensei.
mackerel: oh hell no!!!
pussylover: mori-sensei is so.. ew
angry and gay: preach!!
louisasgf: romeo and juilet tryouts during lunch tommorow!! i am so fucking scared
clairo stan: HELP idk who to go for
clairo stan: might just go for Paris, cause i'll have scenes but I won't piss myself from stage fright
Sherlock but queer: is anyone here going for tybalt
clairo stan: I don't think so
Sherlock but queer: okay cause i'm auditioning for his ass😈
louisasgf: omg slay ranpo
pussylover: akutagawa is going for romeo for, and I quote "it's proof i'm not gay because I have to kiss a girl"
clairo stan: LMAO
sexy author: i mean... their name contradicts that statement
clairo stan: poe shut up tybalt and mercautio were in love
Sherlock but queer: ...
sexy author: ...
louisasgf: @Sherlockbutqueer @sexyauthor thats kinda gay fam🥺
Sherlock but queer: i will expose the shit you say about your gf if you dont stfu
lousiasgf: yes sir
ceoofinternalizedhomophobia: guys i am going for romeo
louisasgf: we know hoe
Sherlock but queer: guys poe introduced me to a musical
Sherlock but queer: i forgot what it was called
Sherlock but queer: but its very cool
sexy author: little shop of horrors?
Sherlock but queer: YEAH
pussylover: i thought that was a game
fakeginger: same tbh
clairo stan: one time when i was younger i ate a cup of sand
ceoofinternalizedhomophobia: its okay
ceoofinternalizedhomophobia: i used to eat dirt
clairo stan: omg same
louisasgf: couple goals smh
fakeginger: theirs a pimple on my knee and its itchy
pussylover: L
YOU ARE READING
"It's 100% not my fault you're built like a cheese grater." -a bsd chatfic
Fanfictionsexy author: as long as you like be more chill you're alright
