Gandoozel:stop right there!
Villian:you snooze you lose old man!
Gandoozel:I'm a bearded lady!
Villian:LADY,sorry,couldn't tell.
Ganddozel:@!?%$#

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THINGS GANDOOZEL WOULD SAY
FantasyHowdy pardoners,this is a story about me.You will learn how I talk, what I say and how I'm a third wheel.Sart rerding. (rerding is not a typo, that is how gandoozel talks)