Tf2 oneshots

☆Soldier x Reader

might be a tad bit ooc sorry bruh

Soldier has dragged you away this afternoon and you had no clue why, training was already done what more did he need? He had told you to wait for a few minutes, so you were currently waiting his arrival. Your mind decided to daydream for a bit until a loud voice was heard "ALRIGHT CUPCAKE, I'M GONNA TEACH YOU HOW TO ROCKETJUMP!" 

"Wh- jane i haven't even learned how to use this thing how am i suppo-"

You didnt have time to respond as soldier took you by the waist grinning widely while saying

"I WILL SHOW YOU HOW, HOLD ON TIGHT CUPCAKE"

He then tightened his hold on your waist without a warning, and WHOOSH, he fired his rocket launcher, sending the two of you flying. You instantly screamed and held a deathgrip onto soldier seeing how high up you were "SOLDIER PUT ME DOWN THIS INSTANT" you screamed "NOT A CHANCE CUPCAKE".

After a while he finally let you down you immediately collapsed on the floor, while he was laughing at your state. "THAT WAS VERY FUN CUPCAKE WE SHOULD DO THIS MORE OFTEN!" soldier suggested, you couldnt even respond properly due to the dizzyness. He crouched down to poke you and told you he'd make it up to you later this evening "you beter fuckin do.."you managed to mumble. He then picked you up and slung you over his shoulder while marching back to the base setting you infront of your room while telling you to shower and get in comfortable clothes you were gonna quiestion him but just went with it.

After you were done getting ready you went to find soldier, you just wore a red/blu t-shirt with shorts. You stopped infront of his room and knocked on it softly a second later the door opened and he instantly welcomed you in and led you to his bed (not in that way lol) there were a lot of pillows huddled and stacked against eachother. He planned out a movie-night for you two which was quite..unusual " what are we gonna watch?" you asked tilting your head "A HORROR MOVIE!" he exclaimed, lordy was he trying to kill you today?? first rocket jumping then a horror movie..

He started to play (horror movie of your choice) and sat down next to you grinning widely while you curled yourself up in a blanket basically making a burrito out of yourself. " This ain't as bad as I thought.." you told yourself right before a jumpscare went off making you jump and latch yourself onto soldier without realising. Soldier looked at you and grinned widely as he saw your scared form he started to pat your head to comfort you while you recovered from that jumpscare. After a while he was still laughing loudly at the stupidity of the characters getting themselves killed so asily until he felt something heavy drop on his shoulder, he looked over and saw your sleeping form so peacefully on his shoulder. He just turned the tv off and put you into a laying position as he crawled in bed with you gently holding you while smiling his day went just as planned. "I love you cupcake and hope we may fight communitists together forever" he said kissing your forehead while slowly falling asleep.

too bad you heard all of that and smiled in your sleep

(a/n: soz for late updates i'm hella busy with school)