MY SISTERS BOYFRIEND

SHES MY COLLAR

" this is my persona, secret lover"

I guess you could say... I had gotten a little more comfortable texting tsukishima.

Me: wyd baby?

Last night when I learned not only that my sister was a cheater, but that tsukishima was a super freak. I decided to just play my cards.

Tsukishima: edging myself-
Me: Mm, did I say you could do that?

Tsukishima : pls baby, I need it

After last night, I deleted all of the messages and returned my sisters phone back to the charger.
It was seemingly successful.
So tonight, I had set a timer.
I woke up at 3 am and snuck into the kitchen to snatch her phone.

I brought it to my room and locked the door.
With my head under the covers, I enjoyed my naughty after hours. Playing pretend girlfriend to kei tsukishima.

I don't know what the fuck my sister was doing.
But I do know that she had that boy from before over again.

Me: you're so good
Tsukishima: really? I think I've actually been quite bad.

Me: Mm- tell me what you did

Tsukishima: today, I almost came. I didn't ask you, I was just gonna do it

Me: I can't believe you. Why wouldn't you ask me first?

Tsukishima: cause... I couldn't help myself.

His boyish tone could be heard through the phone.

My mind was racing, and I kept peeking over the covers to make sure I couldn't see anyones shadow outside my door.

Taking my sisters phone is risky business. I never know when she will try and get it.... And it won't be there.

Hm.
I wonder if...

I opened my Instagram on my phone and signed out of my account. Then I entered her username and what I could guess to be her password.

You wouldn't believe my fucking face when it actually worked. I'm a hacker.
Great- now her phone doesn't even have to leave the kitchen. I can just text off of my phone, and delete the messages after.

And besides... it's not like they'll talk about any of this stuff After the fact. No one brings up late night horny sexting after the fact. It's like common knowledge. You get your nut and go.

And if he ever does bring it up.. she'll probably just think she forgot and try and hide the guilt of her other secret boyfriend.

Me: hey, I'm tired but tmmr I'll be sure to discipline you.

Tsukishima: ;) what time do you want me to come over?

Crap I forgot that this isn't an online thing...

I also keep forgetting that he's not really talking to me.

But fuck again... double fuck... because now he's expecting akiko to come get him tomorrow, and I don't think that's the case judging from this new guy making an appearance.

...
I couldn't...
No...

Ok I will-

Me: tmmr night I'll be a little busy with homework so I'll send y/n to pick you up.

Yeahhhhhhhh

Tsukishima: oh okay.. if you're cool with that...

Wait huh? Is he dissing me right now.

Me: why wouldn't I be cool with that?

My behavior may have seemed suspicious, but I need to know why that was even a question.
What the hell did I ever do?

Tsukishima: well I remember you saying you thought she had a little crush on me... so.

Me: oh I did? Well... she probably doesn't. She's not into older guys.

Tsukishima: ah- well okay. Just didn't want you to make it a trick question.

Me: I Mean... do you? Do you think she has a crush on you.

Tsukishima: idk.. maybe. She's just curious though you know. Virgins be freaky.

Me: hey how do you know she's a virgin

Tsukishima: ok can we stop texting about your sisters virginity- it's throwing me off.

Throwing you off? Or tempting you? 😈

Me: just be ready for her At 10

Tsukishima: ok- I'll try not to let her kiss me

Me: ...

Tsukishima: IM JOKING. Jeez I'm just teasing you. I know y/n would never- she's too cute to even know what's in my pants.

Me: goodnight kei <3

I put the phone down and sighed.
On one hand he thinks I don't know boys have dicks.
But on the other hand he did call me cute.

I deleted the messages once again, and carefully snuck out to return the phone for the last time.

Next time... I've got access to the glory hole.