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Fanfic

So um yeah. I just figured out.... I am crap at writing. Hope you like this tho :D

Part 1

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by NewRome101

by NewRome101

One day, Jason does a very stupid thing and declares he is better than Percy.

Jason: Hello everyone, I am way better than Percy!

Percy: *Gasps* YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT!

Jason: Yes I did, and it's true! You are so stupid that even you girlfriend calls you Seaweed Brain.

Percy: *Quaking in anger* APOLOGISE RIGHT NOW!

Jason: NO! You're dumb and everyone knows it.

At this point, Percy lunges at Jason and tries to throttle him.

Percy: I AM A DELICIOUS PIECE OF CHICKEN DIPPED IN MOUTH-WATERING HOT SAUCE! YOU ARE A DAM PIECE OF SCHIST!

The rest of the seven demigods try to abstain Percy from seriously injuring Jason.

Annabeth: We've talked about this Percy. Dont. Attack. Jason.

Percy: *Clutching pillow pet* NO! He insulted me!

Percy: *To Jason* I HOPE YOUR EARPHONE CORDS GET TANGLED!

At this point, it is now Jason's turn to lunge at Percy.

Jason: I WILL ELECTROCUTE YOU AND THEN FEED YOUR BODY TO ELECTRIC EELS!

The rest of the seven demigods try to refrain Jason from electrocuting Percy.

Piper: We've talked about this Jason. Don't. Attack. Percy.

Jason: NO! HE HOPED MY EARPHONE CORDS GET TANGLED!

Just as an epic (and probably super interesting) battle between Percy and Jason would have broke out, Chiron came in and had to ruin the fun.

Chiron: If I see you boys arguing again, you will wish you were dead!

Percy and Jason: Yes Chiron. Sorry Chiron.

Chiron: Good. Now give me some peace.