Michael Myers Collection

NSFW Alphabet

A=Aftercare (What they're like after sex)

Michael is actually extremely careful with you after sex. He knows it gets messy and can be a lot, but you don't have to worry about being left hanging. He's big on complimenting you and telling you how much he loves you and how amazing you are while rubbing your face, hips or legs.

B=Body part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner's)

His arms and hands. He has the power to kill others and the power to please you with them, so he takes great pride in what he has.

As for you, your back. The dip of your back and tracing his fingers down your spine make him absolutely swoon. The feeling of your skin against his is everything to him.

C=Cum (anything to do with cum)

Burying himself inside of you as he holds himself there for a bit, panting and groaning. Extra points if you put you lick it off of his fingers after wards.

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Michael goes fucking mad when you take his fingers in your mouth. Kissing his knuckles or just straight teasing him with one or two of them in your mouth. Looking up at him at the same time? You better just strip right there because he's going to fuck you senseless.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they're doing?)

Was practically new to doing it himself when he met you, but seeing how the teens have done it, he understands exactly what to do.

F = Favorite Position (This goes without saying)

Missionary. It's the perfect position to wrap his hand around your neck and feel your breathe, watching your eyes roll back, and you have your small body under his control completely.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

Stone-faced. He's got one job to do, and that's to make you beg for more. No time for all lovey-dovey cuddling and praises before hand. It's here and now, so buckle up and bend over.

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

He doesn't care about any of the hair on his body, so it gets pretty messy down there. If you'd ask him to trim it, he might consider it.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect...)

Even though he doesn't care for the lovey-dovey shit in the moment, he can't help but sometimes whisper sweet nothings to you, occasionally rubbing his hands up your stomach and chest.

J = Jack/Jill Off (Masturbation headcanon)

Normally never did it because he didn't see the need to, but would occasionally stop and let off some steam. But now that he is with you, you're all he ever needs.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

Edging, begging, slight bondage, lingerie, and really... kinda everything?

L = Location (Favorite places to do the do)

The house is just for the both of you, so anywhere really. Kitchen? You got it. Bathroom? Okay, sounds good. Hallway? Sure, why not?

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

Killing is a big one, it amps him up and makes him ready to go home and just wreak havoc in the bedroom. Other than that, simple things that you do like touching him, holding his hand, kissing his face repeatedly and teasing him.

N = NO (Something they wouldn't do, turn-offs)

Mentioning anything about the asylum or his family, mostly his sister.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

Likes giving you that love a bit more than watching you attempt to take all of him in your mouth. Especially making your legs shake and hearing you scream out his name as you run your fingers through his hair.

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

Naturally pretty hard and rough to get the best for both of you. On occasion, he might feel a little bit softer and wouldn't mind going for a slow, passionate round where you both go to sleep content and not bruised.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

A big fan of them, really. As much as he loves having those long nights with you, quickies during the day help him release any left over energy from the night before.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

Michael is always up for anything you want to try, he really doesn't care. Chances are he might even like it.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last...)

You've got a long night ahead of you. Michael has got some fucking stamina let me tell you. He can easily push 8 or 9 rounds a few nights in a row, I mean it's a lot.

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

Didn't have any, but has picked some up along the way. He would absolutely love to use them on you. Just another way to make you scream his name.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Massive tease. I mean he can leave you hanging for a few days, just edging and picking and teasing you for hours until he thinks your ready for him. You're gonna have to beg for it if you really want it.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

Mainly deep grunts and huffs, but they're hella hot.

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

He could stare at your body for hours and hours and hours. Michael just wants to completely engulf you in the biggest hug of your life, picking you up and swirling you around, feeling your skin and looking at your smile and the sky in your eyes.

X = X-Ray (Let's see what's going on in those pants)

Long, wide, and big baby, you're in for the night of your life

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

Michael is down anytime, but will never initiate it repeatedly.

Z = ZZZ (... how quickly they fall asleep afterward)

Waits and caters to you to make sure you are comfortable and fall asleep nicely while holding you at his chest and kissing you face.