Michael Myers Collection

No Filter s/o

Request: Could you do headcanons for Michael Myers with a S/O who talks nonstop and has no filter? Like, they don't think before they talk, they just say whatever the fuck pops inside their head, even in public places and sensitive situations. I love your writing and I'm so excited that requests are open again!

Warnings: None

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✧ Michael pays you no mind. He isn't quite sure how he got to be in this predicament anyway, with someone as outspoken as you that is

✧ Polar opposites, really, it's quite funny. Half of the time Michael has no idea what you're even talking about but he goes with it, either following what you're saying very loosely or ignoring you at all. At least with his mask on you can't really tell when he's not paying attention

✧ Michael also doesn't quite care about what you say and feels like he had no need to censor you or make you be quite. He has no regard for what to what other people say or how they feel so you can ramble and he'll think nothing of it

✧ He'd be lying if he said he didn't appreciate you getting him and yourself out of a lot of awkward conversations. As many people who have walked away from your talking, he couldn't be any more grateful

✧ You're his own personal interaction repellent. Please keep talking

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Request: Slashers with a s/o who is into horror movies and is desentized to what they get up to

Warnings: None

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✧ Michael was... going to keep killing people even if you didn't like it anyways so, at least he won't have to worry about your whining and pleads for him to stop. He can't stand whiny people

✧ Michael likes to save the questions for last and then just never ask them, so when he goes out for the night and you just give him a quick peck on the cheek and send him on his way, he feels better than ever, knowing that he doesn't have to worry about getting back home to your worried self

✧ On a good night, when he comes back home you'll be asleep on the couch with the latest horror movie on the television, your soft snoring tell him that he should move you back up the bedroom so that you can both sleep off the day