Michael Myers Collection

Crack Requests or sum

Request: Can we have micheal reaction to their s/o being on anesthesia and saying some random shit like "My eyes are thirsty, give them a drink" 😂

Warnings: None

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✧ Michael is your caretaker for the day. You put yourself in that situation

✧ It's like having a child around him all day. He has to pick you up when you fall, he had to stop you from grabbing things and running, and he has to make sure you don't wander off

✧ Don't even get me started on what you say to him. The anesthetics took their toll on you the moment you woke up and you asked him, "Hhheyy big boy... myy eyes and thirsty, give, give em a drink," and he will never forget those words

✧ He lets out a breath and tries to listen to drown you out and listen to the other people talking

✧ If you happen to start mumbling and saying more random shit to him again, he'll wrap his hand around your mouth and just keep walking with you

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Request: Micheal finding their s/o in the kitchen with soot on their face and a bowl of flaming cereal. "All I did was pour it into the bowl..."

Warnings: None

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✧ It was early in the morning, and he didn't expect you to be awake yet when he got home

✧ But when he saw the smoke coming from the kitchen, he was there in less than a second

✧ His eyes met yours, your face covered in soot and ash

✧ "All I did was pour it in!"

✧ This was one of the first times you actually heard Michael laugh. It was deep and genuine

✧ He extinguished the bowl in the sink and wiped some off the soot off with his sleeve and smiled at you

✧ Now, every morning that you wanted to make cereal, he would stand in the door way and chuckle, hoping that it would happen again. He needed a good laugh every now and then

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Request: Michael with someone who has a really bad sunburn and gets them often... Ginger problems 😂 I can't function with it right now. I need support from monster/slasher bfs.

Warnings: None

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✧ Has never gotten sunburn in his life, it really is a mystery. Probably because he wears layers all day everyday

✧ Will definitely be an asshole and poke or pinch you so that you jump. Anything to make you angry or get you to give him that look, he can't help but grin when you're not looking

✧ Doesn't carry sunscreen either, mainly because he doesn't need it. Oops

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Request: Michael reacting to their s/o kissing a cardboard cutout of dr Phil or Nick Cage (Ik this sounds dum but I think it would be funny af)

Warnings: None

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✧ Stares intently...

✧ Assess the situation...

✧ And does absolutely nothing because nothing that ever happened in the asylum would prepare him for this moment. Michael doesn't even know who Nicolas Cage is, so the fact that this is a cutout of a complete stranger to him doesn't make it any better

✧ The next time you go to look for the cutout it will have multiple stab wounds, but Michael denies any and all responsibility for doing so to the poor, cardboard stranger

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Request: I hope if it isn't to much trouble could I request something? Then if I can is it okay if you could make Michael to react to Their S/O being pounced on my a huge scary dog but Their just like aww what a cute puppy. P.S I really like your writing

Warnings: None

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✧ Has no shame in pulling this dog off of you and disposing of it until you yell at him to stop. Why? Big threatening dog? What else is he supposed to do just sit here and let him kill you? Kill or be killed bitch now watch the master ramosely work

✧ You'd rather kill Michael than the dog at this point and you swat him with the newspaper and resume being contently tackled by such an energetic dog

✧ Michael watches you struggle to stand while holding the upper body of this dog at you make baby noises and scratch all of their scruff aggressively, being thanked with kisses and tail wags

✧ This dog is close to Michael's height when standing on it's hind legs and you're just letting something that dangerous be reckless with you? Sounds familiar now that he thinks about it

✧ Lil jealous you let a dog love on you like that when he's right there