Spider-Man Freshman Year - ✅
Avengers Age of Ultron - ✅
Captain America Civil War - ✅
Spider-Man Homecoming - ✅
Spider-Man Two Spiders - ✅
Avengers Infinity War - ✅
Avengers Endgame - ✏
Spider-Man Shift Into Overdrive - ✏️
Spider-Man Far From...
Cindy: You don't mean that same spider that bit me and you back at the lab.
Y/N: The same.
Cindy: Then how come I don't have powers?
Y/N: I don't know. And the spider's dead Ned.
Cindy: Hey that rhymes.
You guys walk up to the deli.
Cindy: Wow.
Ned: You were here?
Y/N: Yeah.
Cindy: You could've died.
Ned: Do you lay eggs?
Y/N: Ok there are so many things wrong with that question.
Later
Ned: Can you spit venom?
Y/N: No.
Ned: Can you summon an army of spiders?
Y/N: No, Ned.
Later
Ned: How far can you shoot your webs?
Cindy: Ned, please shut up.
Ned: I'm just saying. If I were you, I'd stand on a building and shoot as far as I could...
Cindy/Y/N: Shut up, Ned.
Later
Ned: Do you know him too?
Y/N: Fought with and against him. Stole his shield.
Ned: What?
You guys watch the instructional video and do sit-ups.
Ned: Do the Avengers have to pay taxes? What does Hulk smell like? I bet he smells nice.
Y/N: You have to shut up.
Ned: Is Captain America cool, or is he like a mean, old grandpa?
Y/N: Ned, just shut up.
Ned: Hey can me and Cindy be your guys in the chair?
Y/N: Da fuq?
Ned: Yeah. You know how there's a guy with a headset telling the other guy where to go? If you're in a burning building, I could tell you where to go. There'd be screens around me, and I could swivel around.
Y/N: I was already in a burning building. Last year and I don't need a guy in the chair.
Coach: Looking good L/N.
You and Ned overhear the girls talking about you well Spider-Man.
Ned: Y/N knows Spider-Man.
You quickly punch him in the nuts, and he recoils.
Y/N: Fuck you Ned. No, I don't.
Ned: They're friends.
You turn around and glare at Ned.
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