Chapter 6

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August 19th 1986

~After 5th period~
Tadashi walked out of History with Kei waiting for him in the front of class.
"Why are you waiting for me.."
"Because I can."
"Didn't you say 'meet me behind the gym?'"
"Yes but I couldn't wait so let's go."
"Fine let's go." Tadashi said annoyed. Tadashi and Kei walked out of the school starting the walk to mcdonald's.

~At mcdonald's~

Tadashi and Kei walked in.
"Long ass line."
"Ugh I want a happy meal nowwwww."
"Can you politely, shut the fuck up."
"Why are you so mean to me Tadashi?"
"I'm literally not what do you mean?"
"I can beat your ass bitch."
"Mhm.."
"Oh and I want a 6 piece with apple slices."
"Kk."

~10 minutes later~
"Whoo let's order!" Tadashi walked up to the front as Kei started walking around to find a table. Kei found a table in the back of the building, sitting down to wait for Tadashi. Tadashi looked around for a little trying to find Kei, as his eyes settled on Kei he walked over to him.
"Why are we eating inside?"
"Why are you asking?" Kei said in a smartass way.
"Well I totally don't have a cool ass hideout in the woods behind this place thats nobody knows about." Kei's eyes grew big.
"So it's like secret?"
"Yeah I guess." Kei got up walking to the door.
"Let's go." He yelled out walking out the door, Tadashi following.
"Alright show me where it is pretty boy."
"Don't-don't call me that." They walked towards the field.
"Call you what? Pretty boy?"
"Yeah don't call me that."They stepped into the field.
"Can I just eat this here?"
"I don't care."
"Okay!" Kei sat down in the field and opened his happy meal box
"BRO I GOT A FUCKING KERMIT ON A SKATEBOARD." Tadashi sat down next to Kei and looked at the Kermit.
"Nice."
"Yknow do you have a cock shoved up your ass, because you are such a dick today."
"What?"
"Don't 'what' me bitch boy."
"No I didn't get a cock shoved up my ass, and don't call me 'bitch boy' either-"
"Literally fucking make me." Kei aggressively bit a chicken nugget. Tadashi grabbed the Kermit the frog toy out Kei's hand.
"AY THATS MINE."
"Mine now."
"I WILL BEAT YOU UP FUCKER." Kei put his happy meal down and started attacking Tadashi.
"OW?" Tadashi pushed Kei off. "I TRY TO MAKE A FUCKING JOKE."
"JOKE OR NOT, MY FUCKING KERMIT."
"CALM DOWN."
"NO??" Tadashi threw the Kermi in Kei's face.
"Remind me to never get mcdonald's with you ever again." Kei rolled his eyes and grabbed his happy meal, as Tadashi laid down in the field.

"Tadashi."
"Whattt.."
"What are you and Mika now?"
"Nothing and we will probably be nothing, he said it was a mistake so i'm not going to keep bringing it up. It was a mistake nothing more."
"Wow poet."
"Why did you even wanna know, you interested in him or something?"
"No i'm not interested in him, i'm interested in you bbg." Kei blew a kiss to Tadashi.
"Shut up gay ass" Kei laughed and choked on a chicken nugget. As Tadashi started to laugh at him.
"Fucking idiot."
"SHUT UP I COULD'VE DIED!!!"
"Thats the funny part."
"Fuck you dude, this is the last time we fucking hang out."
"Whatever you want."
"Whatever I want?"
"No."
"Nope you said whatever I want, i'm going to use that against you pretty boy."
"Stop calling me pretty boy??"
"Whatever I want."
"Fuck you." Tadashi stood up brushing his pants off.
"Where are you going?"
"Leaving."
"NOOOOOO TADASHI DONT LEAVE!"
"I DONT KNOW YOU."
"YES YOU DO NOW SIT THE FUCK DOWN."
"LALALALA." Tadashi took his hands and covered his ears starting to walk away.
"NOOOOO TADASHI DONT LEAVE." Kei got up and ran towards Tadashi tackling him to the ground.
"GET OFF ME!!"
"NO, IF I DO YOUR GOING TO LEAVE."
"WHY SHOULD I EVEN STAY??"
"BECAUSE ITS BORING WHEN YOU EAT A HAPPY MEAL BY YOURSELF!!"
"OMG, FINE ILL STAY HERE. BUT THE MINUTE YOU ARE DONE WITH THIS IM OUT."
"NO? PLEASE STAY."
"Did you just say please.." Tadashi gave Kei a weird look.
"Yes I did."
"Fucking beg and i'll stay."
"Ayo kinky ass." Kei looked at Tadashi with a smug look.
"Nah bro just wanna see you actually beg for something, your always so serious, and dicky, might as well use this to my advantage."
"Excuse me?"
"You heard me."
"We are playing each other with this advantage stuff."
"We are."
"Why do I feel like we've been friends for like millions of years."
"I don't know but can you get the fuck off me so I can go."
"NO YOU ARENT LEAVING."
"If i'm staying, i'm expecting begging."
"I'm not going to beg, but i'll suck your dick."
"NO? AND PLEASE GET AWAY FROM MY FUCKING WAIST."
"Gulp gulp gulp gulp." Tadashi kicked Kei off and quickly got up.
"I'm going."
"NOOOOOOOO!!!" Kei wrapped himself around Tadashi's legs.
"LET GO!!!!"
"NEVER!!!"
"YOU ARE ACTING LIKE A FUCKING CHILD."
"FUCK OFF."
"ILL FUCK OFF IF YOU LET GO."
"NO."
"YES." Tadashi kicked Kei off again.
"OKAY FINE FINE ILL BEG. YOU KINKY FUCKER."
"Not kinky just taking advantage of this situation."
"Please Tadashi stay and hang out with me, blah, blah, blah."
"Say it right."
"Please Tadashi stay and hang out with me. Please, please i'm begging you to stay with me." Kei whimpered and looked desperate, on his knees looking up at Tadashi.
"Didn't need to do it in a kinky way you gay ass."
"WELL HOW ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TO? THIS IS THE ONLY WAY I KNOW." Kei stood up.
"I DONT KNOW, DONT LOOK AS SUBMISSIVE NEXT TIME?"
"NEXT TIME? YOU GONNA MAKE ME DO THIS AGAIN?"
"YEAH I 100% WILL."
"WOW. JUST WOW." Kei went back over to his happy meal while Tadashi followed him.

They sat down next to each other as Kei started to eat his happy meal again. Tadashi laid down, closing his eyes.
"This is oddly comfortable."
"Don't fall asleep on me again."
"I won't..I think."
"You think?"
"No promises." Tadashi yawned.
"Get up before you fall asleep."
"Fine." Tadashi sat back up. He's oddly weird, but honestly fun to hangout with. I know I bullied him last year but he is like actually genuinely fun.
"Tadashi."
"What?"
"I finished my happy meal."
"That's so sad."
"Where are we going now."
"What do you mean...We're going other places..?"
"Yes."
"Where..."
"Let's walk around!"
"No."
"Whyyyy???"
"I don't want to."
"Lazy bitch."
"Shut up."
"Can we please go to your secret spot??"
"Ughhhhh, yeah I guess so.." Tadashi stood up.
"YAY!" Kei got up quickly.
"Follow me." Tadashi and Kei started walking into the woods to go to the secret spot.

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