Sonic's Unwanted Harem

Prologue

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I swear to Chaos, if one more pervert even so much as looks at me, I'm going to rip my eyes out and jump off a cliff!

I'll do it!

I really will!

I don't care if I can't swim...

Or that there'll be jagged rocks at the bottom...

Waiting to pierce me through-

Okay, yeah, that's probably a bit much.

Sorry.

But 

I'm so tired. 

I'm so tired of these.... 

These perverts -

These assholes!

And them constantly harassing me!

I can't fucking stand it!

...and now I'm cursing.

...

*sigh*

Sorry, I'm just- I'm just so frustrated. It's already been a year and I'm almost at my limit. I'm not sure how much longer I can last. I know I need to keep going, to hold my own and make sure that they don't, that they won't break me. I just-

I need a break...

It would be different if they were all just regular Mobians, drunk or way too full of themselves to think that I'd even be interested in them but, 

Sadly, that's not the case.

I mean, yeah, sure, I probably show off more than I should and what not to get attention to myself, but I've calmed down these last four years. I'm not nearly as arrogant or conceited-wait, yeah, I'm still a bit conceited so scratch that, but I'm not nearly as "egotistical" as I used to be.

Heck, even Shadow says I'm not as annoying as I used to be, which still surprises me because I'm pretty sure I wasn't annoying to begin with-oh wait, never mind. I used to purposely piss him off just for a laugh or two.

Ah.

Good times.

But I digress.

I just want to go somewhere where I can think and get some much-needed rest. 

I can't go home, that's where half of the trouble always starts. And all of my friends' homes get compromised one way or another.

Heck, I'm even considering asking Egghead to let me stay for the night. And I don't even care if he tries to experiment on me or torture me or whatever anymore. 

That's how desperate I am.

I'm just...

I'm so tired of all the fighting,

Of having to defend myself from groping hands,

From all the molestation...

Like I said, it'd be different if it were just regular Mobians but...

It's not them that I need worry about.

These assholes,

These perverts...