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iw45n0t: How did none of you hear what I just said?

Koi: I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.

Devil_DreamerSunny : I got distracted about halfway through.

Wick_Chapter : Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

Stvpid_Capricorn: TheWritingWalnut, keep an eye on ElenaMae2010 today. They're going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.

TheWritingWalnut: Sure, I'd love to see ElenaMae2010 get punched.

Stvpid_Capricorn: Try again.

TheWritingWalnut, sighing: I will stop ElenaMae2010 from getting punched.

unkn0own4ever: How do I deal with my enemies?

Akxri_i : Kill them

unkn0own4ever: That's a bit extreme, I was hoping for a more passive solution

Akxri_i : Kill them only a little?

Elizab3thxd : You think I really give a fuck? I can't even read.

Starlight_playz101: Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container.

Devil_DreamerSunny : The cow???

Starlight_playz101: What?

Rxse_Bee: Devil_DreamerSunny , W H Y?

Fanomius: Saltysussyfrogs was banned from the chicken shack, so we had to go out of town to get some.

Saltysussyfrogs: Well, they shouldn't say "all you can eat" if they don't mean it.

Fanomius: Saltysussyfrogs, you ate a chair.

HapsCantRead, about Ash_fireflies: Apparently we're getting someone new in the group.

Kayliewow: Are we stealing them?

Dreamynight69: New or used?

HapsCantRead: Wonderful responses, both of you.

aneilaramdas: You wanna see how hardcore I am?

aneilaramdas: *punches wall*

aneilaramdas:

aneilaramdas: Take me to the hospital.

Akxri_i : Fanomius, stop! This isn't you, you've gone mad with power!

Fanomius: Well of course I have.

Fanomius: Have you ever tried going mad without power?

Fanomius: It's boring.

Unkn0own4ever : Hey Koi,

Koi: Yes?

Unkn0own4ever : Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it's on?

Koi:

Koi: Where's Rxse_Bee ?

Starlight_playz101 : Care for another sundae, weenie?

Koi: I am not a weenie!

TheWritingWalnut : Relax, you're among friends. *raises their drink*

Koi: My friends don't hang out at Weenie Hut Jr's.

HapsCantRead : You tell 'em, Koi! *sips their drink*

Koi: HapsCantRead , what're you doing here?

HapsCantRead : I'm always here on Double Weenie Wednesdays.

《SIDE NOTE- WTF HOW ARE YOU 6'11, @unkn0own4ever?!!????!?? YOU TALL ASS TREE》

Starlight_playz101 : Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million gold?

Kill_meh: You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big-ass house.

Cat_borgor_police: You can stab me too, then we'll have 20 million.

Kill_meh: Good thinking.

*ElenaMae2010 and Myzarulz65 sitting in jail together*

Myzarulz65: So who should we call?

ElenaMae2010: I'd call Koi, but I feel safer in jail

Ash_fireflies : i went through an entire character arc during quarantine

Ash_fireflies : i became more evil if you're curious

Elizab3thxd : We're still in quarantine, don't worry, there's time for a redemption arc still!

Ash_fireflies : i'm going to get worse on purpose

Kayliewow : *Screams*

TheWritingWalnut : *Screams louder to assert dominance*

Wick_Chapter : Should we do something?!

Iw45n0t , observing: No, I want to see who wins this.

Stvpid_Capricorn , motioning to a Halloween display: All these ghosts! All these ghosts! I still can't find a boo.

Cat_borgor_police : Time for plan G.

Starlight_playz101 : Don't you mean plan B?

Cat_borgor_police : No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.

Devil_DreamerSunny : What about plan D?

Cat_borgor_police : Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.

Kill_meh: What about plan E?

Cat_borgor_police : I'm hoping not to use it. Koi dies in plan E.

Fanomious : I like plan E