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Dsmpwoooo: Why are you on the floor?

Wearecommand228: I'm depressed.

Wearecommand228: Also I was stabbed, can you get Yousawnothinggg, please.



fnafybonbon13, completamenteacaso4, and Starlight_playz101 are sitting on a bench

1CopyCat1: Why do you guys look so sad?

fnafybonbon13: Sit down with us so we can tell you.

*1CopyCat1 sits down*

completamenteacaso4: The bench is freshly painted.



Kill_meh: This is such a bad idea.

Devil_DreamerSunny : Then why are you coming along?

Kill_meh: One of us need to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.



Fanomious : What did you guys get in your yearbook?

Justaplaintechnofan: 'Prettiest Smile'

TheWritingWalnut : 'Nicest Personality'

Rxse_Bee : 'Most likely to start a bar fight'

Tabby_jk: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'




Mindwastaken : You're 'the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans', what does that mean?

completamenteacaso4: It means i was second worst thing to happen to those orphans.

Mindwastaken : but what's the first worst thing?

*Awkward pause*

completamenteacaso4: Mindwastaken , they...they weren't always orphans.

Mindwastaken :




Koi: I CAN'T DO IT!

Starlight_playz101 , laughing: I CAN'T EITHER!

Koi: I CANT FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE

Saltysussyfrogs : WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US.

Koi:

Koi: I appreciate it,

Koi: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH-

Elizab3thxd : Koi-

Koi: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!

Akxri_i : Koi we gotta-

Koi: YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT.

Koi: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?'

Koi, motioning to Iw45n0t : NOT FUCKING THIS



Kill_meh : BEHOLD, the field in which I grow my fucks! Lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren!




Justaplaintechnofan , negotiating with HapsCantRead : We have Stvpid_Capricorn . Give us ten thousand dollars and they will be returned to you unharmed

Stvpid_Capricorn : Whoa, whoa, wait, you think I'm only worth ten thousand dollars?

Justaplaintechnofan :

Stvpid_Capricorn : MAKE IT ONE MILLION–

Justaplaintechnofan : STVPID_CAPRICORN STOP




Devil_DreamerSunny : A theif.

Akxri_i : Thief?

Devil_DreamerSunny : Theif.

Akxri_i : I before E, except after C.

Devil_DreamerSunny : Thceif.

Devil_DreamerSunny : No.



TheWritingWalnut : Dammit, Fanomious !

Fanomious : What?! It wasn't me!

TheWritingWalnut : Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Fanofwolfs121212 !

Fanofwolfs121212 : Not me either.

TheWritingWalnut : Oh...Then who set the house on fire?

Fnafybonbon13 : *whistles*



Dsmpwoooo: Ash_fireflies , my old arch enemy.

1CopyCat1 : ... I thought I was your arch enemy?

Dsmpwoooo: I have a life outside of you, 1CopyCat1 .



Myzarulz65 : Fuck.
Kayliewow : We've got to work on your cursing.
Myzarulz65 : Why? I'm pretty good at cursing already.




Wearecommand228 : We've been conducting an ongoing study to see what Fanofwolfs121212 will and will not eat.

Snakebosss: Grass? Yes!

Wearecommand228 : Moss? Yes!!

Snakebosss: Leaves? Ohh, yes!

Wearecommand228 : Shoelaces? Strange but true!

Snakebosss: Worms? Sometimes!

Wearecommand228 : Rocks? Usually nah.

Snakebosss: Twigs? Usually!

Wearecommand228 : Myzarulz65 's cooking? Inconclusive!

ElenaMae2010 : How did you... test this?

Wearecommand228 : You just hand them stuff and say 'eat this' and if they eat it, they eat it.

ElenaMae2010 : ... I don't know how to feel about this.

Myzarulz65 : IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?



Wick_Chapter : I'd like to offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals.



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