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Obsessedsimper : Here's a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.

Thats_My_Index: Obsessedsimper no.

BlackTheChoaticBee: Mistlefoe.

Thats_My_Index: Please stop encouraging them.



Henta-kawai: If you can't beat them, dress better than them



Fanomious: Isn't it weird that we pay money to see other people?

Lqv_Kuromiii: Plane tickets?

Obsessedsimper : Concert tickets?

Hearts4valen: Prostitution?

Fanomious , holding their broken frames: Glasses.


Mindwastaken : You fuckers don't know about my knife stick. It's a knife taped to a stick and it's the ultimate weapon.

Kill_Meh, not looking up from their book: Spear.

Mindwastaken : BLOCKED.



_Natlyyu_, trying to ask Akxri_i out: Would you like to stay for dinner?

HapsCantRead : WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?



Starlight_playz101 : *Trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff* Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?

Iw45n0t : Bold of you to assume I was born at all.

Justaplaintechnofan : I personally was created in a lab.

Dsmpwoooo: I just straight up spawned lol.



Koi: I'm sick and tired of being called 'mortal' like, you don't know that. Neither do I. I have never died even ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It's rude.



Myzarulz65 : We need to get through this locked door. Snakebossss, give me your credit card.

Snakebossss: Here.

Myzarulz65 , pocketing it: Thanks. Wick_Chapter , kick down the door.



Devil_DreamerSunny : Where are you going?

TheWritingWalnut : To get ice cream or commit a felony, I'll decide on the way there



Plane speaker: Please make sure all small things are safe

Justaplaintechnofan: *looks at Saltysussyfrogs*

Saltysussyfrogs: Don't you dare

Justaplaintechnofan: ...Do you feel safe?

Saltysussyfrogs: I hate you



Fnafybonbon13 : Where's Fanofwolfs121212 , Ash_fireflies , and Wearecommand228 ?

ElenaMae2010 : They're playing hide and seek.

Fnafybonbon13 : Where?

ElenaMae2010 : I don't think you get how this game works.


*Kayliewow's helping Stvpid_Capricorn out after they get injured, while the others are watching*

Elizab3thxd : How does Stvpid_Capricorn look?

completamenteacaso4: A little better than you, actually.



Yousawnothinggg : 'Person of interest' is almost too flattering.

Yousawnothinggg : Like, if the police were to pound on my door and go, 'A man has been murdered in your building and you are a person of interest,' I'd be like, 'Moi? Oh, do go on.'



Rxse_Bee : I can't believe you live nearby, and you won't let anyone crash at your place.

Tabby_jk : You people already know too much about me.

Lqv_Kuromiii : I know exactly three facts about you, and one of them is that you won't let any of us crash at your place.

Tabby_jk: Exctally, that's way to much



BlackTheChoaticBee : On the count of three, what's your favorite cake? One, two, three-

BlackTheChoaticBee and Fanomious , in unison: Chocolate cake peanut butter frosting with chocolate chunks!

Kill_meh : Our turn, Devil_DreamerSunny ! One, two, three- vanilla!

Devil_DreamerSunny , deadpan: I've never had cake, what is cake.



Thats_My_Index : I really like this whole 'good guy, bad guy' thing you guys have going on.

Henta-kawai : It's not an act, it's just that I'm mean and Koi isn't



Obsessedsimper : You know how I roll.

Obsessedsimper : And I'm not talking about that time I fell into a pile of dung at the foot of a hill.



*Cat_borgor_police and Dreamynight69 are doing something absurdly dangerous*

Cat_borgor_police: I think Houdini did something like this once! Why, if I recall correctly, he was out of the hospital in no time!

Dreamynight69 , deadpan: Well that's encouraging.





This one was a little short- sorry- IF I DIDN'T GET YOU PLEASEEEE TELL ME!! I BELIEVE I GOT EVERYONE BUT I JUST GOT TO MAKE SURE! Don't forget, it never to late to join ♡

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