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《DSMP》

*The squad right before Dream's wedding*

Technoblade: Well I have to go, I have a wedding to attend.

Wilbur soot: Wait... Oh! I have a wedding to attend too!

Tommy: Oh, I have a wedding to attend as well

Philza: I THINK WE ALL HAVE WEDDINGS TO ATTEND

Tubbo, panicked: I THINK I HAVE A WEDDING TO OFFICIATE



《THE PROMISED NEVERLAND》

Ray: Emma, can I talk to you for a second?

Emma: Yeah, what's up? Lemme guess. You and Norman are having problems and you want me to teach you how to kiss?

Ray: What? No, stop that. I know how to kiss. I've read books.



《WINGS OF FIRE》

Moon: If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous.

Kinkajou: What if it bites me and it dies!?

Winter: Then you're poisonous. Three moons, Kinkajou, learn to listen.

Qibli: What if it bites itself and I die?

Turtle: That's voodoo.

Peril: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

Winter: That's correlation, not causation.

Turtle: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?

Qibli: That's kinky.

Moon: Oh my sky


《ASSASSINATION CLASSROOM 》

Nagisa: Bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something.

Karma: Nagisa, you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.

Nagisa: D:


《MY HERO ACCADEMICA 》

Bakugo: We need to get through this locked door. Izuku, give me your credit card.

Izuku: Here.

Bakugo, pocketing it: Thanks. Icyhot, burn down the door.


《DSMP》

Quackity: What doesn't kill me should run, because now I'm fucking pissed.


《FNAF》

Micheal: I trust Elizabeth.

CC: You think they know what they're doing?

Micheal: I wouldn't go that far.


《WOF》

Glory: Deathbringer and I have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's-

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