Roasting Shakespeare

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This is a Shakespearean sonnet, which follows a rhythm of ABAB CDCD EFEF GG. This was inspired by one of Shakespeare's own sonnet which basically roasted one of his mistresses but at the last two lines said that he still loved her. 

That's the idea of this, I'm absolutely roasting Shakespeare, but at the end I'm gonna be at least somewhat nice about him. 

The language of French is easy to learn

In comparison to the tongue you speak

To study is something I do not yearn

Yet to not speak it, can make one seem weak

Ne'er do we speak your original plays

Adapted for children, tragedy gone

Everything is just ripoffs nowadays

It intrigues us, yet it is just so wrong

And what became of the English language?

You ripped it up for your selfish abuse

The one that's now in a plastered bandage

And is now the book of corrective use

And yet your legacy continues on

We owe so much to you now you are gone. 

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