I am going to flex how well I can write drunk people there are a lot of errors in spelling in this chapter, these are all completely on purpose. >:3
Dark:
My vision was swimming, random letters and words jumped around in my head I slammed into a wall laughing drunkenly I stumbled into something knocking it over I fell on my back and stared at the ceiling laughing hystarically suddenly a giant cat with purple hair came into my veiw it looked very fluffy
"an cat- c'mere I wanna pets is you." I said my eyelids felt heavier than a bus full of rowdy highschoolers I losed them
"Hool' on, Imma rest mah eyes fer a sec-" I said immediatly falling asleep eventually I woke up, I was upside down hanging from the ceiling
"Woah gravity de existificated" I said chuckling drunkenly a short goblin looking thing walked out of the door that was covered with rainbow ceran wrap that also doubled as a forcefeild to keep the unicorns safe.
":0 did you rob those silly billy unicornes?" I asked it
"What the heck-" it asked
"Bab tiny goblin, thats a not good wordes." I said pointing at it accusingly only to realize that where my arm should be was a giant snek. I gasped
"Snek hanb!!" I said amazed
"I- nevermind," the goblin said going back through the forcefeild
"How does he travel through the gay forcefeild?" I asked falling off the ceiling
"Ow- bad gravity no." I ridiculed. the purple haired cat facepalmed I stood on wobbly legs and walked over to it patting it on the head the cat jumped taking a step back suddenly there were five of the fluffy purpled hair cats
"Whao- there's five of you now, when did that happens?" I asked shaking my head hard and blinking heavily I laughed falling backwards and watching the ceiling giggling a very short elf poked his head out opened his mouth and then closed it again walking up to me and dragging me through the gayfeild
"Wait, what are you doing?" the purple cat asked I yelped
"Cat's talk now?! Weow." I said laughing
"Dark, I'm not a cat, I'm Kristen, the girl who owns an airship?" Kris said I looked blankly at her
"Fucking hell- this is usless, what are you doing though?" the cat asked the goblin looked at her
"I'm locking her in a room so we don't have to endure her drunkenness anymore" the goblin explained I grinned he threw me into a small broom closet and a pointy eared humanoid bull guy grinned standing at the door
"Enjoy it in here watcher." he growled closing and locking the door the goblin immediately turned to the door and tried the handle
"Crap." he sighed I started pencil rolling on the floor then I stood and tried to handed him an unlabeled drunk potion
"Drunk it." I said he looked at the bottle confusedly
"Is it healthy?" he asked I shook my head
"No but it's gay juice." I said he looked at the bottle skeptically
"Good enough for me, but I'm bi-" he said chugging it he fell forwards I looked expectantly at him
"woAh- that's SomE GoOd ass GaYt Juice." he said standing I grinned
"Imma get out of here." I said dissappearing completely I heard a door open and voices I could make out only a few words like
"Good job vinter!" and "SHIT THERE GONNA DIE." and
"Where's the watcher!?" I was floating in a black void looking out through a window
And scene! Thanks for reading this chapter of Dark the drunken dumbass.
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