There was a boy, and a mean little girl
She'd laugh and yell names, oh the things she'd hurl
So the boy out of curiosity, one day he asked, why she was so mean
What on earth was stuck up her ass
The little girl just stood there with a big open jaw,
Then she bunched up her fists, and her face turned red
And she smacked him clean in the balls
He yelped and wheezed and fell to his knees
And she cackled like a witch
Like an evil, menacing bitch
The boy rolled around on the grass,
And yelled out, "You're crass!"
She just rolled her eyes, walked off.
"Whatever, Eugiene."
