Blondie

Adrian

I awoke to the blaring of my alarm clock, I quickly get up, turn the damn thing off. After a couple minutes of fussing over the babies, I go to wake up everyone else and get them ready for their day at school or daycare. After all the gremlins are ready we eat a light breakfast and I take them all to their respective places. When I finally get to school myself, the first thing I see is a new student not knowing about the fee. I fuck around with him myself but he doesn't hear me, so I take his headphones off him and slam him into the locker, getting him to finally look at us. We toss around his headphones while I discuss the hall fee with him. He asks for his headphones back and one of the dumbasses throw them on the ground and I can watch this fag's heart break. Knowing we all have class soon, we walk off so we aren't in trouble. Gee is going to kill me for hurting the new kid into depression, I really hope that cutie doesn't jump.

I get there just as the bell begins to ring and try my best to get notes for the first class or even understand this class's work. I finish up and head into second period where I see the fag walking to the same class. I shouldn't be keeping up with this shitty act but I started it. We get paired up to work on a long ass essay. We start jotting down ideas and after a bit I take his paper while saying, "We have to look like we're brainstorming fag, now what are you writing here?" I started reading it out loud. "You really are a fag for using 'Once Upon A Time' as your first line. Are you such a shitty writer that I'm going to get a bad grade?" Oh shit, wrong words, very wrong words.
"You didn't even let me finish my thought bitchboy." He snatched the paper back and kept writing. "My thought is, 'Once upon a time is something you would start a children's book with. This isn't a children's book, this is a story about what our passed family might be up to.'  Is that to your liking, slut?" Is this his type of flirting? I like it.
"And what would make you think I am some loser like you talking about my dead great grandparents or even grandparents?" I think that's a bit far.

"Fine, you come up with some ideas, slut." He continues writing his ideas as I write my ideas and the gremlins' names with the same last name as me. We don't talk for the rest of class but when the bell rings, I give him my paper and take his.

"You tell anyone what is written there and I will kill you. Dead." I don't need other people knowing about my personal life. He shoves the paper into his bag and heads off to his next class, and I do the same. I lack understanding of a lot of the classes and I get overjoyed for it to be lunch. I head down to the river after getting an apple to just relax. I go down to find the fag smoking a joint and before I can get pissed with him, I get concerned.

"You know you can get in a lot of trouble for having that. But I won't tell due to what I read off your paper." He looks at me and waves. "Why are you smoking that on your lunch, is the day that hard?" Can I have a hit?

"You are a fucking bitch, you paired me up with an asshole?" He starts looking at me confused. "What the fuck is going on? I think I smoked some bad weed, sir." I run over, pick him up and carry him to the nurse's office where he pukes up everything in his stomach on me. "Sorry, sir." As I'm walking, he tells me all about his dead sister and why he chose the first idea.
Why is the fag smoking bad weed at the river side, the cops check there all the time. And did he just call me an asshole? Like dude,  you're suicidal, why should you call me asshole? Just have to wait for the nurse to get here so I can go back to trying to- "Puke in the toilet, not on me!" Never fucking mind. I sit with the fag for 15 minutes before the nurse arrives, only to tell him she'll call his parents. Which parent, mom or dad? I try to leave but he clings to my arm.

    "Kate, I miss you so much. Please don't leave again."  And he starts crying. He's such a fucking crybaby. Wait, where have I heard that name before?

     I woke up to the nurse nudging me and got up. "Ok Mr.Vincent, you can go back to class." I head right to class after getting a tardy slip from the office. I make sure to get a nerd to give me everything I need for the class.