Hell kitten [On Hold]

Loo Loo Land

A quick reminder that this is a fanfic, and I will cut out anything that I think I can replace with something else. I don't want to write out helluva boss (eventhough this is a helluva boss fanfic) I want to write a difference story. That being said the part where Stolas singing, still happens. And the one with Stella screaming at Stolas too. I'm still shocked that people are reading this. I hope you enjoy.

Blitzø was playing with some 'dolls' that some what resemble his workers. "Oh Blitzø, you such a good boss. Yeah, I really want you sir. Me too. Let's three-way." Suddenly his phone rings, will more like screams. "WHAT?"

[Why, hello my big dicked Blitzy~] Blitzø choked on his coffee, at what he heard.

So did Octavia.

"WHAT-

- THE-

- FUCK-

- DAD?" Both Octavia and Blitzø screamed at the same time.

"Language, everyone." Stolas looked quite judgingly. "I have a special request." He said as he played with the phones wire.

"Ah, look, I just had a chemical peel. So you'll have to find someone else's face to plant that feathered ass." Blitzø didn't want to do anything the owl wanted.

"It's for my daughter." Stolas explained.

"Ah, well make sure she washes it." He looks a bit concerned, so he starts messing around with the paper crown.

"No! No, no no no, I'm taking my daughter to loo loo land, and i was hoping, you brave, little imps would accompany us. Maybe Az can some fun too?" Said looking a bit excited.

"We're assassins, not bodyguards, okay? Don't invite us to shit, unless someone's gonna die." If Stolas didn't have anything else, Blitzø would hang up on him.

"I'll pay you~" Stolas kinda singed the words.

"Pay me what." Blitzø asked suspiciously.

"Money~" Stolas already knew that he had Blitzø, as he twirled the phone's wire around his finger.

"DONE!" Blitzø stepped on his table. Smashing his hand on it too. The hand with his phone, Smashing it to bits. Realised what he did, as he looked done. Pulling out a Megaphone "M 'n' M, Az, get in here, we're going to loo loo land!" He spoke though it.

The white hair imp open his boss door, looking at him "Loo loo land?"

Suddenly his wife bust though the glass put of the door, "loo loo land?" Ske asked with sparkles in her eye.

"Loo loo LAND!" Blitzø said with lazy jazz hands.

"SHUT THE FUCK UP, AZ IS SLEEPING!" Loona screamed from another room.

Walking in there were a lot of apple themed rides. Smiling red apples with green at the bottom. The sign saying:

"MAMMON'S

LOO LOO

LAND"

With one of the "O" Pilling of. The was also a jester cardboard cut out. With his stretching out with a sinn saying "welcome".

There was also a poster with an outline of a difference amusement park with golden apples, it was crossed out with red written: "not this" point at the crossed out outline.

On the other side there was another poster saying " NOT AFFILIATED WITH LU LU WORLD". And an arrow saying "LEGALLY, WE HAVE 2 SAY SHIT" twirling in a weird way, making it harder to read

Blitzø car divers into the parking. Moxxie comes out, sliding the door opening. Reveling 4 red glowing eye, as they come out, it's clear it's Stolas's. Octavia comes out looking pissed.