Obama lore: The beginings
It was a nice afternoon morning in New Jersey. The birds were chirping the dogs were barking and all the sheep were sheeping.
In this little town lived in a little house a little boy named Obama 😇
Obama had a dream of becoming a US president after he turned 99
Of course like all good mothers her mother didn't support his dream and said that he was too unlucky and ugly to become a whole ass president.
~ 1545543~ years later :))
Obama just turned 86 it was his first day of high school, last semester ofc
Obama was taking his back out to search for some drugs and cigs.
He got jumped because his annoying ass bf arrived.
"hey handsome, do u have any money in exchange of sex pics😍🤭?" asked the fat bald ginger skinned boy
" Ugh good morning to you as well Trumpy, no I don't you already took all my money last week😧😨😥"
Obama looked at Donald Trump with annoyed eyes and sighed.
"but Obiiiii you promiseeeed"
Obama now with a bored town replied
"yes I know and I'm sorry my little hubby😒"
"it's okay ig, also what did u do with ur hair it looks so much greesier today than it did yesterday ugh I told you to use blah blah blah blah.. 🤬🤬"
Obama stopped listening to Trump after 2 mins because now something else catched his attention or, rather, someone.
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*Bidens pov *
'Shit shit shit I'm fucking late shit it's all because of them fucking queers. 👹'
He tought while running with a plate of cake in his hands.
'Oh my gawd is that fucking Michelle Obama and monchichi boyfriend??! Ew what fags they are, haaa I could neva' 😘🙏'
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They all perished.
HumorWhat happens when the cool alpha male finally sets eyes on his cute omega male but horror strucks and he needs to choose between friends or lovers #findoutmore😜🤪
