Obama Lore: After the beginnings
*at the police station '
"Listen here kid "- said Jeff as he was drinking hot chocolate that Obama brought for himself first
" I don't know who you are or what your relationship status is with people and, honestly, I couldn't care less either
" continued Jeff while chugging the said coffee 👮♂️🍺
" but because I have lack of evidence and no witnesses I only can do one thing bro" - he now put down the empty cup and walked to the back of the chair Trump was sitting in ☺️☺️❤️❤️
"I've gotta arrest you for convicted murder"
"WHAT" - asked at the same time Obama and Trump with wire eyes 😦😧
"Ya' gon'def or smthn I said I'm gonna arrest your chimp ass bf stoopid" 🤓
"But that's insane sir." - said the wild orange chimp 😤🐵
"I've done nothing wrong I'm INNOCENT YOU HEAR ME, INNOCENT" continued the bald fat boy 😫😫
Obama didn't even have the time to react and Trump was now taken to full custody and to jail ofc 😓😓😞😣
"There, now u can leave my office before Slenderman walks in and kills the shit out of u lil punk ass bitch" said Jeff calmly "oh and thanks the coffee I needed it" continued as he was dragging Obama away from the police station 😽😽💋😻
"Oh and one last thing here is ma' name card if ya want me to arrest any free victims that I can ki- I mean to arrest any free criminals. On the loose hahah, okay thanks BAI 😘😋😇
Obama was blankly blinking while holding the piece of junk In his hand 😶😶😑
He sighed lighted a cigarette and started walking to back to his house thinking... 🤕😅
'oh dear 😟'
[AurhOrs NOTE : well. This took too long to make ngl 💀💀]
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They all perished.
HumorWhat happens when the cool alpha male finally sets eyes on his cute omega male but horror strucks and he needs to choose between friends or lovers #findoutmore😜🤪
