I want to get some things straight before you read this.
This isn't y/n. Get your little fix somewhere else on this hellsite. This 'narrator' is me and I hate to say it but it's a self-insert.
This fic is based off my friends, WHO ARE MINORS. So, no smut in this House of God. Yes: they consented. They think this is funny.
No: I don't actually ship anyone mentioned. That's weird.
Well... Jacob and Malayla are the exceptions. :) #macob forever
This is just a silly, little goofy crack fic that I put too much effort in.
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If We Die I'm Glad It's Like This
RomanceTwo absolute weebs have been best friends for about a year, sharing glances and throwing insults at each other. Makayla is an outspoken, intelligent, and a therapist friend. Jacob is a golden retriever personified, with questionable ways to eat food...
