101 Rants/Thoughts

Norm

This is a serious rant.

I dislike, normal things. Normal people, normal days, normal food, normal routines, the word normal. It's stupid.
"Well then there's something wrong with you."
Oh I'm sorry, I didn't realize your dumb ass was normal.
"I am normal."
Define normal.
"When something is ordinary."
Define ordinary.
"Norma-"
Shut up. Making a fool out of yourself like that, you should know better. Are you normal?
"Yes."
Oh really? Enlighten me with your stupid normal life.
"Well I wake up to a normal morning."
Oh really? Do you wake up every morning feeling happy, that you have to go to school, or go to work?
"Sometimes."
Then your not normal.
"Then your an idiot."
Now let me tell you why your acting stupid. If your normal you would wake up every morning with a bright grin, tell every sluggish person on the public transportation, or on the high way, "Wonderful weather we're having." You would go to work, look like everyone else, have the same job, wear the same clothes, and not a disaster in the world would happen. You wouldn't have traffic jams, you wouldn't have Walmart incidents, you wouldn't have video-games like Mortal Kombat, which contain chaos, or games like Grand Theft Auto, Call Of Duty, Five Nights At Freddy. Why? Because normal people do not believe in chaos, they twitch at the sound of the word. Now people like me? I'm not weird, I'm special.
"Your special Ed! Ha! Get it!"
Yes, yes I am.
"Wait... Whu? O.o"
Why? Because why would I be normal when I can wake up everything morning cursing everything in my path, wear different clothing, say different things, play different games, eat different things. Now the Ed part, I'm Ed because I'm human. I make stupid mistake, mistakes that reflect on me as a person, it makes me so different, no one else is like me, and if you are, your my clone, although even my clone would be different, because I surprise my stupidity sometimes. So yes, I'm proud to be special.

Special Ed. Now...... Out my face Norm.