chapter 1:Rock hard

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 I open my eyes, the rock is above a rock that is above another rock. damn bro, it's almost like he's the rock. A strange scent that smelt extremely good caught my attention as i saw the rock that was on a rock which was on another rock. From those rocks, i could  hear in the distance, " Can you hear... what ... the .... rock ... is ... coookkkkinnnnnnggg!!!!!". yes, i could smell it. the scent is only what i could describe as a rock , being cooked by several other rocks, which previously treated by the rock himself. What a rocky start.


           I finally gain enough strength in my legs as I saw the greek God before me that was on a rock which was on another rock. Who could resist such sex appeal and  temptation from the rock who was on a rock which was on another rock. With a fiery passion, my arms, my legs, my chest, and most importantly, my ego. using my rock hard nipples, i scaled the rock that was under the rock that was under the rock. With sheer will, determination and nipple strength. I managed to reach the rock who was on a rock which was on another rock. i was like simon from the hit show, gurren lagann. these nipples are the nipples that will pierce the heavens, pierce the sky, pierce space and time, right into the rock's kokoro.  The rock was my ambition, my dream, my love, and all i desired. if only this could last, but sadly, joe biden came.

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