Joe Biden arrived on the shores, what did a man like him have to do in this place? hmm, one could only wonder. Joe Biden gazed upon The rock who was on a rock who was on another rock as his rock hard pecs were seriously rocky. Joe looked stunned, impressed almost. By the pure sack of meat that his eyes feasted upon. The rock who was on a rock which was on another rock was all that was needed to distract joe from his true goals as the rock who was on a rock which was on another rock made him forget about his goals.
"Joe! how are you man!" The rock who was on a rock which was on another rock exclaimed. Joe snapped out of his ogling old man thoughts, " Ah Dwayne! Always on a rock that is on another rock are you!". The rock's face in this moment had a storm brewing in it, with thunder and lightning devouring and hungering from his bloodshot eyes. " How... how dare you! You KNOW I should be on a rock that is on a rock that is on another rock so that people refer to me as the rock who is on a rock which is on another rock which happens to be on another rock!" with fury and anger in his eyes, the rock flexed his golden tanned muscles and said " It's rocking time" and rocked all over joe biden. Joe biden went home crying
peace at last, i could spend my time with the rock now, but all of a sudden the powerpuff girls came.
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Rock
Fanfictiondwayne, the rock johnson has found himself stuck on an island with you. Both you and the rock have massive pecs and abs, both of you must find a way to survive on this deserted island with nothing but your combined 400 kgs of muscle mass. will love...
