Diego: Who the fuck-
Vanessa: Language!
Diego: Whom the fuck-
Vanessa: No.
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Diego: I'm gonna need a human skull but you can't ask why.
Vanessa: Only if you also don't ask why.
Vanessa: *pulls four pristine human skulls out of their bag*
Diego: ...
Diego, grabbing a skull: This one will do.
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Diego: I never tell people off the bat that I'm gay. I wait. I wait until they say some homophobic shit and then I laugh and am like "you know I'm gay right?" and watch the look of terror on their face.
Vanessa:
Vanessa: I like you.
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Me: Sometimes I get so caught up on being gay that I forget I'm actually bi.
