Author-Chan: Am I in trouble?
Sukuna: Take a guess.
Author-Chan: No?
Sukuna: Take another guess.
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Author-Chan: Strawberry milk doesn't taste like strawberry OR milk.
Sukuna: Go the fuck to sleep Author-Chan.
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Author-Chan: Shouldn't get stressed out, it's not good for the baby.
Sukuna: What baby?!
Author-Chan, crying a bit: Me.
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Sukuna: *angrily presses Author-Chan against a wall* WHERE'S THE MONEY?!
Author-Chan: ...
Author-Chan: Are we about to kiss-
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Sukuna: I want to kiss you.
Author-Chan, not paying attention: What?
Sukuna: I said if you die, I wont miss you.
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Author-Chan: Remember everyone, violence is never the answer.
Sukuna: You're right, Author-Chan.. Violence can't be the answer.
Author-Chan: Correct, Sukuna. Now, on to the next lesso-
Sukuna: Violence is the question.
Sukuna: And the answer is yes!
Author-Chan: Sukuna, no!!
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Author-Chan, throwing their head into Sukuna's lap: Tell me I'm pretty!
Sukuna, lovingly stroking their hair: You're pretty fucking annoying, that's what you are.
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Author-Chan: Are we fighting or flirting?
Sukuna: I'm pinning you against a wall with my hand around your neck-
Author-Chan: Your point?
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Sukuna: Ugh, crushes are so dumb.
Author-Chan: I know. Whenever I'm near the person I like I just start acting stupid.
Sukuna: But you're always acting stupid?
Author-Chan: ...
Author-Chan: Yeah, don't think about that too hard.
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Author-Chan: Sorry I'm late, I was doing things.
Sukuna: Hi, I'm 'things'.
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Author-Chan, after getting a job as a life guard: Hmm... I wonder what those things at the bottom of the pool are..
Sukuna: THOSE ARE PEOPLE DROWNING!
