Akame: Hey, wanna hear a funny joke?
Author-Chan: I only like dark humor.
Akame, turning the lights off: What do you call a fake noodle?
Author-Chan:
Akame: An IMPASTA!
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Author-Chan: Hi, I'm Akame's emergency contact.
Counter Woman: You're here to pick them up?
Author-Chan: I'm here to remove myself as their emergency contact.
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Author-Chan: Swear words are illegal now. If you say one you'll be fined.
Akame: Heck.
Author-Chan: You're on thin fucking ice.
Author-Chan: Oh no-
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Akame: And then they ran into my knife. They ran into my knife ten times.
Author-Chan: You mean you stabbed them?
Akame: They ran into my knife.
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Author-Chan: I have a problem.
Akame: Kill it.
Author-Chan: Can you chill for like, two seconds?
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Author-Chan: How the hell are you still alive?
Akame: Honestly, I'm just as confused as you are.
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Author-Chan: I wanna die.
Akame: We all do, you aren't special!
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Author-Chan: You call yourself my soulmate, but where were you when my meme only had four likes?
Akame: Making four accounts.
Author-Chan, tearing up: Really...?
