Author-Chan: Guess what I'm about to get!
Akame: On my nerves.
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Akame: I think you're still suffering the effects of your party last night.
Author-Chan: All I drank was Redbull!
Akame: How many?
Author-Chan: Eighteen.
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Akame, in the hospital: Will you visit me when I get out?
Author-Chan: Lol nah, I hate graveyards.
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Akame, skipping rocks on a lake with Author-Chan: It's such a beautiful evening.
Author-Chan: Yeah, it is.
Author-Chan: *whispering* Take that you fucking lake.
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Author-Chan: I wanna sleep for 40 hours.
Akame: You know that's called a coma, right?
Author-Chan:
Author-Chan: That sounds so refreshing, I could totally go for a light coma right now.
Sorry it's short-
