Inanimate insanity one shots and crack (REQUESTS VERY CLOSED)

Just admiring (lightbrush fluff)

Shhhhh I'm not absolutely obsessed with lightbrush shhhhhh

!Warning!

Ships (as you can tell)

Fluff

Cuss words 

Enjoy 

Lightbulb's pov:

Ughhh I'm so bored- painty's talking to Yin-Yang, fans on his blog and test tube is well experimenting in her lab.. I look over at painty who was STILL talking to Yin-Yang well mostly yang but whatever- what do they have that I don't? Well right now they have painty and I don't- fan who was sitting right next me was on his phone not paying attention.. I stair at painty who had fabulous hair today.. would they ever ask me out? Probably not they have so better stuff to do.. I love them buttt i don't think they love me back if they did then.. I blush at the thought. I was still staring at them and blushing just admiring them and all their beauty. Fan noticed this "what are you doing" he asked lowering down his phone "nothing" I say still looking at painty "uh huh- doing nothing and starting at paintbrush?" He said with a raised eyebrow I look back at him "I was just admiring them nothing more-" i mean it's not all a lie I was admiring them but it was definitely something more.. "sureeee it isn't" I could tell all he wanted was some drama right now "it isn't anything more" I say with a more pissed off sounding voice "fuck off fan" i say to him then get up and walk away 

2 hours later 

Paintbrush's pov:

I was just on a walk In till fan walk in front of me "what do want fan" he had his hands behind his back and he had a stupid looking grin "i think lightbulb is into you-" "wha-WHAT" I ask looking more flustered then before "you didn't notice her staring at you when ever you talked to someone else? Or the way she day dreams when ever she gets a chance to "admire" you? Or maybe just the way she talks about you? You have never noticed that?" I could tell fan had a lot more things to support his little theory "f-fan it's probably just a weird thing she does or something" he raised a eyebrow "if I ask her and she says yes will you believe me?" He asked me as he took his phone out to type something "No I wouldn't know if your telling the truth"  "what if you ask her? You do love her.. and I know shes gonna say yes plus if she does say no she will probably forget about it in a day or two"  "....f-fine I'll ask only because I know you won't leave me alone if I don't"

Lightbulb's pov:

I wonder where painty is.. "LIGHTBULB?" I hear painty calling for me in the distance "LIGHTBULB!" I go over to where I hear the noise "heya Painty hows it going?"  "I need to tell you something.." they blush a bit.. wait could they be asking- no it's probably just something enbarssing.."what is it? I'm all ears" ...they blush a bit more I look up at them they look worried.."uh- well- I-i.." they  stutter "c'mon you can tell me anything I promise.." "well I-...I love you lightbulb" ...I was joking they really asked me out.. OMGA PAINTY REALLY ASKED ME OUT OMGA OMGA OMGA WHAT DO I DO!?!? AHHHHHHHHH-              "r-really?" THAT WAS A STUPID ANSWER OF COURSE REALLY AHHHHHHHHHHH "..in less you don't t-then no" AHHHHHHHHHH- "I-I do painty I-I love you" OMGA OMGA OMGA OMGA "REALLY!?" AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH- "Yeah" i pulled them in for a kiss.. I PULLED THEM IN FOR A KISS!?!? OMGA ALL MY DREAMS ARE COMING TRUE AHHHHHH- after a while we pulled away "omga did that really happen" I started to think out loud "I-I guess so" they said answering my question "so w-were together?" I ask just trying to make sure "Yeah... yeah we are"

646 word anddd goodnight (it's 11:47 on a school night I need help)