Inanimate insanity one shots and crack (REQUESTS VERY CLOSED)

Dear Lightbulb... (Lightbrush oneshot)

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Lightbulbs pov:

I sit there covering my face with my hands trying to hold back my tears.. I grab a note Paintbrush wrote to me right before they were eliminated which was a week ago and I open it..

"Dear Lightbulb... season 3 has been hard I made friends I made enemies I made of the above.. anyways I miss you I miss Baxter I miss Hotel OJ.. I want to go home, I want to see you, Fan and Baxter.. I miss you guys.. TestTube hasn't made up her mind whether she wants to stay or not and that's her decision but I want us to be the Bright Lights again! When I get eliminated I'm going to go straight back home and I hope your the first person I see when I get there.. I have so much to tell you.. there's this person named silver and man is he fun to mess with! There was this one time where he was stacking ice cream for a challenge and I got angry and my bristles bursts into flames and melted some of the ice cream and his head got stuck in it! I honestly thought I was going to be voted out that episode but somehow I wasn't.. oh and there's this person named Bot! They're a robot.. They were originally programmed to be bow but they decided that they wanted to be their own person and I can't blame them! Oh and somehow Nickel and Balloon became friends! Nickel also was given this weird luck power that a girl named cover had! He hates the luck though.. also Fan was eliminated a little to quick I wished he stayed for a bit longer he was annoying but he's still my friend.. anyways tell Baxter hi and that I'll be home soon.. I miss you Lightbulb.. from Paintbrush"

I start sobbing as I finish reading the note.. feel something brush up against my leg and I under under me.. it was Baxter.. I pick him up and set him the hospital bed..

"Please wake up soon painty.. we all miss you.."