V1- Brings you a dead, mangled corpse for your gift!
V2- System.out.print("HAPPY BIRTHDAY, READER.");
Filth- Happily celebrates it by trying to protect you from other enemies but gets brutally murdered by V1
Cerberus- Lets you play basketball with it. (BALLER?!??)
Maurice- Lets you ride with its head
Tall husk- "Yippee its your birthday!!" *celebrates it 1000ft away bcuz y'know they're scared of everything*
Drone- "Uhm ok."
Gabriel- Gives you a pat on the back and says "Happy birthday, human."
Mindflayer- "I am not programmed to celebrate the birth of humans. Now get out of my face."
Minos prime- "You sustained one more year. Congratulations."
Ferryman- Throws a party in his boat
Sisyphus- Pretended to not hear you and leaves.
YOU ARE READING
ULTRAKILL characters and their reactions (half satire)
Humorthis is kind of a satire but anyway enjoy these headcannons
