ULTRAKILL characters and their reactions (half satire)

You gave them a pet dog!

V1- Instantly kills it for blood

V2- Gets a little annoyed by the loud barking.

Filth- "Aww! Cute!" Then eats it

Cerberus- Just looks at it, no reaction.

Maurice- Really wants to pet it but can't cos no limbs :(

Tall husk- "O-oh, thanks." It was really hesitated to pet the dog

Drone- The dog you gave was bigger than the drone, and the dog mistook it as a toy and started chasing it. The dog bit the drone and they both died.

Gabriel- "Awe! Thank you, mortal. I appreciate this gift of yours. But, would you mind taking care of it for a while? I'm quite busy fighting a certain.. Machine."

Mindflayer- "A bitch? Looks just like you." And keeps the dog (Damn she sassy)

Minos Prime- "Ah, a dog? Why I thank thee. I will forever cherish this dog!" You don't know how or why but you can somewhat feel Minos smile.

Ferryman- Ferryman instantly points its s̶p̶o̶o̶n̶ spear towards the dog, he has a severe fear dogs because dogs would always try to chew on his bones

Swordsmachine- Is trying to resist not killing the dog because it's too cute

Sisyphus- He's trying his best to contain his excitement for the dog and tries to act cool about it.
"Oh. A dog? Hmm... Fine. I'll keep it."