TW: a teeny bit of violence :)
In the little town of Ed Sheeran, all was quiet. A crisp, autumn breeze blew through the trees, shaking the branches and sending leaves falling to the ground. Street lamps dimly lit the streets, darkening the shadows that lurked in the corners. Occasionally, a rodent scurried across, scavenging for food, but nothing else dared budge. In the distance, a figure dangled his legs off a roof, gazing over the darkened houses.
==== Megamind's POV ====
It was midnight, Megamind realized as he gazed at his pastel pink pocket watch, squinting to read the numbers in the darkness. A new day, a new crime to commit. Megamind jumped off the two story building he was resting on and used his water bucket to do an epic MLG clutch. He almost glided across the leaf covered pathways, not making the slightest sound. His scrumptious dawgs tiptoed in between the crunchy leaves with such grace and delicacy, his pink skirt flowing gently in complete synchrony. However, Megamind miscalculated one of his ballerina jumps and accidentally landed in a pile of oak leaves, making a loud crunching noise that was louder than rice crispy cereal with milk. He flinched as three men screamed and ran out from the bushes on either side of him, the crunching leaves obviously alerting them to his location. Megamind brushed off the remaining oak leaves from his skirt and started dodging the sudden wave of bullets aiming to hit him. Panicking, he ran behind a tree and started shooting back, shooting two of the three attackers directly in the heart. Megamind was the top sniper of the #omegalul gang, and though his glock was no sniper rifle he was still good enough a shot to kill on the first try. Bullets flew through the air back and forth, the hideous noise of battle echoing through the darkened neighborhood. Megamind could hardly keep his eyes focused on the man shooting at him, because of all the bark flying in his face from bullets smashing into the tree. He held one hand in front of his face to help his vision, improving his aim and allowing him to hit a shot in the enemy's shoulder. The man recoiled, clutching his arm from the pain, causing him to shoot blindly and expose more of himself to Megamind's keen eyes.
Megamind took a deep breath and aligned himself to take the killing shot as the figure's mask became visible, but when he clicked the trigger no bullet came out. Megamind had forgotten the first rule: Always count your bullets. He cursed himself under his breath, knowing with the other at an advantage this would probably be his end. He was about to make a run for it when he realized the battleground had become silent. The remaining attacker had stopped his shooting as well. Megamind risked a glance out from behind his tree, and tried to regain eyes on the masked man. Suddenly, the remaining attacker suddenly rushed out from his hiding spot behind a park bench and sprinted towards him. Megamind barely ducked out of the way, just missing a silver dagger by an inch. They both fell to the ground, Megamind jumping to his feet first. With his attacker still regaining balance, Megamind made his move. Swiftly running across the leaf covered grass, he delivered a solid kick to the face of the masked figure, hearing a sickening crunch as the jaw dislocated.
"F-fuck..." the attacker groaned, clenching his jaw which was no doubt in some serious pain at the moment. If they weren't in battle, Megamind would've been turned on by the hot, sigma voice. The man looked at Megamind, then at his dead accomplices on the floor, and then with no further words, bolted away from the scene. Megamind had beaten him, and on the enemy's territory no less. The boss of the #sigmanation gang would definitely not be pleased.
As Megamind continued his walk, he began to feel tired. Perhaps he shouldn't have agreed to assassinate the town's mayor, Chucky at this time of night. He'd completely forgotten this part of town was the #sigmanation gang's territory, and dodging bullets had drained his energy almost completely. Then again, Megamind was in desperate need for cash, and the gang paid well for important jobs like this. Sighing, he decided to go through with the assasination, and strutted towards a giant mansion in the distance, reloading his customized glock to kill another man.
==== Pennywise's POV, earlier ====
The mission was simple. His boss had gotten word of a #omegalul gang member hanging around in #sigmanation territory, and him and some other members were sent to send the intruder home. Pennywise was tougher than most normal men, with his 8 foot thick muscles always dragging behind him. He almost never felt tough, though. He was actually really shy in real life, which was why no one suspected him of being in such a sigma gang.
When Pennywise set eyes on the masked, pastel man he was about to ambush, he felt something inside him tingle. This man was no normal opponent. As he jumped out of the bush, he hesitated for one second to study the other man, blushing a bit at his features. He watched as the man shot both of his companions, and ducked behind a tree. Pennywise snapped out of his trance and took cover under a bench, shocked by how quickly the others had gone down. Pennywise kept shooting at the man, furious that both of the men he worked with could be downed so fast by someone who looked so... innocent. He felt a bullet pierce his upper shoulder and grunted, pain overwhelming him as he began shooting blindly like a mad man. He was scared for his life, to say the least. Normally the other would've been dead, but in that moment of hesitation when they first met, Pennywise threw his entire mission down the gutter. The other man stopped shooting, and Pennywise saw his chance. He was about to shoot when he realized that he too had no bullets left, and in a fit of rage he flew himself from behind a bench and sprinted towards his opponent. He was blinded by his own anger and wanted vengeance for his accomplices. That was a mistake. The opponent was not only skilled with his gun, Pennywise realized, as he dodged his dagger and kicked him in the jaw. As he hit the floor, Pennywise knew he was beaten, and ran for it, hoping silently that his attacker wouldn't give chase. He didn't even glance back at the dead bodies laying in the streets. Luckily, he didn't hear the sounds of the others platform shoes following, and he ducked into a nearby alleyway to attend to his wounds.
He vowed revenge on his opponent, for making such a fool of him in his OWN territory. The boss would punish him for sure, and it was all that evil, handsome man's fault. Growling, Pennywise prepared himself to face his boss, and began the long trek to the main base. Pennywise and the masked man would meet again, and the next time, Pennywise would kill him.
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- Tied Together - Alpha Pennywise x Omega Megamind
RomanceDISCLAIMER: I do not own dreamworks or any content produced by the company, nor do I own Pennywise or any content from IT. also this is satire ok I'm planning smthn bear with me yall In the small town of Ed Sheeran, two rival gangs are in a massive...