Eclipse and Monty fooling around and Monty being a GAY-tor 😏

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Monty:  "come on Eclipse, get it in the hole its not that hard-"

Eclipse: "ITS SO F*CKIING HARD!"

Moon: 😏

Eclipse: "...OH MY GOD WE'RE GOLFING YOU-"

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Eclipse: "I lost the damn whacking stick- where is it?!"

Monty: "...you know, you can play with my sti-"

Eclipse: "s h u t. U p"

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Monty: "according to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly, it's wings are too small to get it's called little body off the ground. The bee of course flies anyway because it doesn't care what humans or animatronics think is impossible"

Eclipse: "Monty....It is two in the morning...go to sleep"

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Monty: "there's a chess board over there, I've been playin with my self. Not with chess, hint, hint"

Eclipse: "okay-WAIT WHA-"

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Eclipse: "my boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips, what do I do?"

Moon: "Punch him in the gut and when he doubles over in pain, kiss him"

Sun: "divorce him"

Lunar: "break his ankles!"

Monty: "NO! don't do any of that just ask me to lean down!"

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Eclipse: "do you want my foot up your ass?!"

Monty: "....do you want it up my ass?"

Eclipse: "..."

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(Context, they're playing a video game)

Eclipse: "okay, alright I'm coming on you-"

Monty: 🤨

Eclipse: "I mean, Near you-"

Monty: 🤨

Eclipse: "I-I mean, in you-"

Monty: 🤨

Eclipse: "I mean, around you-"

Monty: 🤨

*Eclipussy462 has left the game*

Eclipse: "WHO CHANGED MY NA-"

Monty: 📸📸📸🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨

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Monty: *struggling to lift a weight and ends up dropping it down*

Eclipse: *comes over and lifts that sh¡t up like nothing to grab his towel*

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Eclipse: "So apparently Monty mentioned this thing called "Happy tapioca" and apparently I'll be blindfolded and submerged in pudding if I don't get him 2000 dollars by noon..."

Eclipse after two hours: *now scrambling to find 2000 dollars*

Eclipse: "I JUST NOW LEARNED WHAT HAPPY TAPIOCA REALLY IS-"

(Look it up, I regret learning about it too-)

(Anyway I'll probably make more when I feel like it)

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