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Im not sure if I told y'all abt this already

But I was sitting with my guy friend and we were having fun, but there were these kids playing wall ball dangerously close to us, annoying little 6th graders

And they were purposely hitting people because they thought it was "funny"

And my Guy friend was watching things on his laptop so I was protecting him with my backpack UnU

Then I left to go get a drink of water and I heard him Yelp, then I looked back and they fucking HIT him

Didn't even say sorry!

Now most people who play wall ball there, they don't play close to the people sitting

And if they do manage to hit someone, they would apologize and make sure they're okay

These two little shits though

They were playing like, ABOVE OUR DAMN HEADS!

I came back and they started calling me homophobic for scolding them

I'm normally a nice person even to strangers bc I don't want anyone to hate me

But they hurt my friend, I just decided to go get my teacher to come get them and we never spoke again

This is what I would've done though:

The girl (who was the one that actually hit him): "Oops, sorry I hit the wrong thing"🙄

Me: "NAH, ELEVEN YEARS AGO YOUR MOTHER GAVE BIRTH TO THE WRONG THING!"

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