"The massive amount of chocolate I saved up has disappeared. If whoever ate my chocolate admits to it, I'll only kill you a 3rd of the way" Gintoki said with a strained smile. He was holding back on accusing every single person in the house which was: Shinpachi, Kagura, and Nova. Well not really Nova, but everyone is a suspect."A third of a way? Seems to still be pretty much dead. Plus weren't you supposed to cut with eating so much sweet?" Shinpachi asks which Gintoki promptly ignores. He looks over at Kagura who was reading the newspaper.
"Gin, stop threatening those children! You might've eaten it when you were drunk or half asleep" Nova shouts at the natural wavy haired man from the kitchen. Gintoki ignores that possibility and continues to accuse Shinpachi or Kagura.
She just shakes her head with a lighthearted smile. She was making onigiri with different fillings. She smiles as she shapes the onigiri to be cat shaped. She always believe Earth's animal to be quite adorable. The best thing was that they were more docile than the animals on her home planet.
Once she finish making them, she plated them all nicely. As she steps out the kitchen she hears a loud crash outside. Gintoki, Shinpachi, and Kagura all walks past her to the front door to see the commotion, well not before Gin and Kagura swipe a few of the onigiri. She follows up behind them and looks down the balcony with the trio.
"An accident?" Gintoki said mildly shocked. Nova quickly gives the plate to Shinpachi and jumps off the balcony to see if the man needs any help. But sadly, Otose was quicker than her. She was shaking the poor man by the collar fussing about him hitting her shop.
"I HOPE YOU PERISH MORON!" The older lady shouts angrily. Nova wasn't sure if she could calm her down, but when she saw Otose was about to hit the poor man she quickly intervened.
"Otose, don't you think he's injured enough?" Nova kneels down beside him. That luckily got Otose to hold off on the poor guy. She lets him go and cross her arms. She backs up away from the injured man still with a scowl on her face.
"A-Are you the angel who's going to save me from this hell?" The poor man ask looking as though he's about to pass out.
"Sorry, but I'm not an Angel...I think you might have a concussion..that helmet didn't serve its purpose I see..." Nova looks back to see Shinpachi jogging towards her while the other two walk.
"Kagura...call for the people who does the helping" Nova urges as she looks over the man.
"PEOPLE WHO DOES THE HELPING!" Kagura shouts as if they would just magically appear.
"It's called an ambulance. Kagura go call the ambulance" Shinpachi instructed hoping the alien girl would call the ambulance on the phone. She didn't seem to get the memo.
"That's a pretty primitive way of calling for an ambulance" Gintoki shouts a bit sassy. He rolls his eyes and looks down at all the scattered mail. One caught his eye in particular: a pink envelope with a single heart stamp sealing it closed.
"Oh you're a mailman? It seems that your packages are now a complete mess" He said not sounding concerned for the man rather the mail itself.
The brutally injured man holds out a package to Gintoki hoping that he would deliver the package in his stead. He practically begs Gin which made Nova feel sympathy for the man. Luckily, Gin took the package and the man finally pass out on the ground with a loud thud.
"While you guys deliver that package. I will bring this man to the clinic....please try to not lose the package" Nova said throwing the man effortlessly over her shoulder, rising to her feet she pats each of their heads with a small farewell. She dash off in the direction of the clinic or where she thought the clinic was.
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Elysian
FanfictionA Woman who is too "perfect" for this world was saved by our favorite natural wavy haired, dead fish eyes protagonist.