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headcannon ⋕010

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you accidentally scare him
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LUCIFER

→ok so he was working and you walked in
→him, being drowned in his work didn't notice you
→the moment you said hi
→he jumped
→like seriously jumped in his seat
→sighed and asked you not to scare him like that again

MAMMON

→he was counting grimm
→you walked behind him, no intentions of scaring him
→just to see what he was doing
→"watcha doin"
→needless to say, he got scared shitless
→"gah! don't scare me like like that!"

LEVIATHAN

→he was playing games at around 3am
→for some reason you were awake
→so you decided to see was levi was doing
→maybe he was sleeping?
→he wasn't(obvs)
→you opened the door quietly just in case tho
→a part of his floor creaked
→he let out an.. interesting scream

SATAN

→he was reading (ofc)
→when you walked into his room
he didn't hear you bcs he was too focused on his book
→you sat next to him
→somehow he didn't feel a presence next to him
→so you tapped his shoulder
→he yelped
→he's more aware of his surroundings from now on

ASMODEUS

→he was doing makeup with headphones in
→mind you it was like 6:30 am
→he's usually up at that time
→you quietly walked into his room just in case tho
→you didn't know he had headphones in
→he kept ignoring you for some reason
→so you tapped on his shoulder
→let out the most girly scream you've ever fkin heard
→realized it was just you and asked you not to scare him like that again

BEELZEBUB

→if im being honest i really don't think you can scare him
→i mean look at the guy
→he's like 6'6 (O∆O)

BELPHEGOR

→i genuinely don't think you can scare him if im being honest ⋕2

DIAVOLO

→he was working ⋕2
→but this is basically the same scenario as lucifers

SIMEON

→basically the same as satans

BARBATOS

→the same as lucifers ⋕2