verisimilitude ⚊ obey me

headcannon ⋕039

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mc who flirts with
a straight face
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LUCIFER

→takes it as a challenge
→you wanna flirt w a straight face? bet
→would literally do anything 2 see you break character
→if you do he'll be so proud of himself istg

MAMMON

→stop that
→stop it now
→he hates it sm
→hates it bcs he wants 2 do it too but ends up either blushing or stuttering every time (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞
→practice for hours but never successfully does it

LEVIATHAN

→hates it sm ⋕2
→hates it even more bcs he knows you're doing it on purpose (╥﹏╥)
→it takes him a bit 2 put the flirt 2gether tho
→when he does get it however he just
→idk man he like does this weird thing
→it's ok tho

SATAN

→pretends he's fine outside but inside istg he's so flustered
→will happily flirt back too
→might crack a smile tho
→only sometimes

ASMODEUS

→how bold of you! (≧◡≦) ♡
→swoons over you whenever you do this
→gives you like 20 billion kisses too
→happily flirts back ⋕2
→if you end up getting flustered he'll tease you abt it sm

BEELZEBUB

→smiles
→literally just smiles while blushing
→tries it n always succeeds since his face doesn't rlly make much expressions
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i feel like he's said thank you at least once tho

BELPHEGOR

→does the exact same thing
→you guys have contests 2 see who can get flustered first it's so funny
→it's mostly you who does tho (or him idk man)

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