verisimilitude ⚊ obey me

headcannon ⋕025

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grocery shopping
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LUCIFER

→porbs the most normal one honestly
→but he probably takes rlly long 2 pick things out (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞
→you guys are there 4 like 5 hours until he's finally done

MAMMON

→nothing but chaotic
→you guys take turns riding in the shopping cart and pushing each other around the store :))
→but he forgot the money to pay so you had 2 pay ヽ('⌒'メ)ノ
→but you still had fun
→plus you bought a shit ton of unnecessary stuff
→so it's still good o(≧▽≦)o

LEVIATHAN

→bold of you 2 assume he's even going outside
→but if he HAS TO
→plus you're there with him so that makes up for it („• ᴗ •„)
→but he's surprisingly responsible
→buys what he needs to and you two leave
→but most likely because he doesn't want to be there anymore

SATAN

→he's actually pretty responsible ⋕2
→but after you guys get all the suff you need are abt to leave
→he kinda gets sidetracked by some stuff
→you guys stay there for 30 more minutes

ASMODEUS

→oh my
→makes you do all the work while he sits in the shopping cart
→he says he "doesn't want to ruin his skin"
→you guys still have fun tho :))
→in return he pays for groceries

BEELZEBUB

→good lord
→you guys are there for hours
→honestly most of said hours are spent of him picking up snacks
→but the ending price is so high omg
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→you guys end up having 2 split the bill bcs of how high it is

BELPHEGOR

→makes you do all the shopping while he sits in the shopping cart ⋕2
→says he's "too tired"
→honestly probably takes a nap while you shop
→still fun though

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